Female catheter oop's that hurts me! And I am not female!

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This one will hurt if you are a sympathetic person,

I observed an Student Nursing Assitant do this! We were swampped and short staffed one night on second shift and being the super nurse I am I volunteered to pass all PO and scheduled meds (No PRN's), do all the TX's, and answer call lights. Leaving the Charge Nurse and 1 RN, to do the IV's and documentation for 30 pt's. The charge suggested if I fely comfortable doing it, that I could precept the aid after he observed me do 2 catheter insertions.

I thought that we would do a male first he did it with no problem then later that shift he could with me assisting (luckly in sterile gloves) do a female. I had choosen a quad. in a halo for him to do after observing me do another female just prior telling him to note the ureatha as it looks back at you (ha, ha). Soooooooo when we went to do the female pt he was to do, he did everything up to the piont of insertion correctly, I had to stop him though because he was rather forcfully trying to insert the catheter into the privy parts. I did not tell him till after we left the room what he did wrong but thank God! I had choosen a person who is in a halo and unable to feel what he was doing!

(The AID) was in the third year of a BSN program and he could not tell the difference between the two anatomical landmarks? I must of had a moment of real insight thinking back at that incident!

A friend of mine evidently has a hard to locate urethra. When she was preparing to deliver her daughter, the nurse attempted to insert the foley. And attempted. And attempted. Eventually, the nurse was actually completely on the bed with my friend, with her face about an inch from her perineal area, muttering "I know its here somewhere. It has to be here!" It was hilarious, to say the least.

After much searching. that was the only thing that looked like a urethra so I tried it and struck gold.

lol, how long was "searching" done? Question: wouldn't the patient know of her condition? I wonder if there's a difference when she voids? maybe a little uncomfortable feeling, pain, etc.? Probably not. Hers looks just normal from a distance.

I think I've seen/scanned about conditions like hers (at least, anything displaced anyway... pictures mostly). But, it doesn't really become real to me until I've seen it myself. It has to suck to have a displaced urethra?? lol, good thing it didn't take you long to figure it out.

A friend of mine evidently has a hard to locate urethra. When she was preparing to deliver her daughter, the nurse attempted to insert the foley. And attempted. And attempted. Eventually, the nurse was actually completely on the bed with my friend, with her face about an inch from her perineal area, muttering "I know its here somewhere. It has to be here!" It was hilarious, to say the least.

Crazy as it sounds, SOME MEN will find that sexy! and apparently a turn on. lol.

I guess it's easier to find males' urethras then? :D Females are harder, someone told me that, of course he was a DUDE and I think he was a little gay? He couldn't find a female's G-spot, even with YAHOO maps!

Hmm, kidding aside, he was a good guy. I think he went to cardiovascular nursing, that's the last time I heard.

Specializes in Post Anesthesia.

I have always believed that men should be the primary cath inserters on female patients, and women on men. Reasoning: how many members of your same sex have you seen so up close and personal that you would be familliar with the anatomy in the smallest detail? (with some obvious exceptions). I'm not making sexual references about a patient, but the anatomy dosen't change for whatever reason you are "down there" and I would imagine most of the less clinically experienced staff have more familliarity with the opposite sexes anatomy than thier own. After a year- it's an open season- If you can't place a foley on anyone after a year in practice, you haven't been trying.

Specializes in Med/Surg.

There was once a male patient we had with hypospadias. Multiple nurses tried to advance a catheter several times through the opening on the tip of his member only to meet resistance and were unable to advance after about an inch. The urologist was called and was able to locate the actual urethra on the underside of the member about half way down. When this was mentioned to the pt he responded "I know, but no one asked." LOL poor guy, you would have thought he would have wanted to save himself the pain. Now I always ask if theres anything I should know anatomically before attempting insertion,

Perhaps he was just enjoying the attention.

I discovered once that men can be "innies" instead of "outies." I had one man with so much scrotal edema and so little penile substance, I couldn't find an opening. Neither could the other nurse on my floor. Had to call a urology nurse.

Specializes in LTC.
I discovered once that men can be "innies" instead of "outies." I had one man with so much scrotal edema and so little penile substance, I couldn't find an opening. Neither could the other nurse on my floor. Had to call a urology nurse.

I had to put a texas condom catheter on a male "innie" patient. Didn't work out too well. I got another nurse to help me. The opening was there.. but there was no.. member.. you had to push down.. and I mean .. really push down. to find the member.

I considered myself a foley queen until I encountered one pt. in home health whose urethra completely eludes me. Seems like every time I see her (which thankfully isn't often) there's an order to straight cath for UA C/S, or like one time, the lab ran the UA - which was clearly positive - and just, hmm.. forgot to run the culture. I know it was ordered correctly b/c I obtained that one too! Even went back and looked at my copy of the lab req. Yup, Urine culture. right there.

Anyway, this pt. is moderately obese, usually not a problem, and given enough time and minus a hyper-attentive daughter fluttering around, I think I could find it. But I've had so much trouble I make the daughter get the specimens for me. She caths for residual occasionally so I tell her she's much more familiar with mom's anatomy. :lol2: It's sure got me baffled, and I told her so! Lest she think I'm just incompetent, which she may well think anyway. eh.

ROFL:yeah:

Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.
I had a lady recently that I was trying to put a foley in and after a lot of searching, it turned out her urethra was below her lady parts, off to the side. I had never seen anything like that!!

The most unusual one I ever saw had the urethra above (superior to) the privy parts. I couldn't believe my eyes!

Specializes in PICU.

Ah, this is embarrassing! But when I had my OB clinical... it was my first time inserting a foley catheter into a woman (males are seriously so much easier) and I was just confused on where to insert it. lol. The nurse that was watching me was really sweet and helped me, but I felt so silly!

That experienced helped me. I don't consider myself a catheter pro or anything, as I have yet to have more experience. But during my senior synthesis in the PICU I was able to straight cath my little 6 month old baby girl no problem! :yeah: now that made me excited because she was just so tiny. lol

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