Classroom Classic

  1. Students at the LSU Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor
    started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

    The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, stuck their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation.

    I stuck the middle finger and sucked the index finger. Pay attention people!!!
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  3. by   Zhakrin
    I love the classics LOL

  4. by   NICU_Nurse
    Last edit by NICU_Nurse on Aug 28, '03
  5. by   SharonH, RN
    Holy crap! What a story!
    Last edit by SharonMH31 on Feb 28, '02
  6. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heart of Texas


    Keep it in the short grass Yall
  7. by   live4today
    Eeeeeeuuuuuu, Brian! Gross! :roll :chuckle
  8. by   Andrey
    Well, I believe I heard this here in Russia 5 years ago.
  9. by   Mkue
    that is gross Brian !!
  10. by   night owl
    I see you have that wharped sense of humor that some of us have! Loved it!!!
  11. by   micro