Classroom Classic

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

Students at the LSU Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor

started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, stuck their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation.

I stuck the middle finger and sucked the index finger. Pay attention people!!!

I love the classics LOL

:devil: Zhakrin :devil:

Specializes in NICU.
Specializes in Med/Surg, Geriatrics.
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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Howdy yall

from deep in the heart of Texas

Yuck

Keep it in the short grass Yall

Teeituptom

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

Eeeeeeuuuuuu, Brian! Gross! :eek: :eek: :roll :chuckle

Well, I believe I heard this here in Russia 5 years ago.

that is gross Brian !!

I see you have that wharped sense of humor that some of us have! ;) Loved it!!!

hehehehehehehehehehehe

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