10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

1. "Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"
   
   10. No one ever steals your chair.
   
   9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
   
   8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
   
   7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
   
   6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
   
   5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
   
   4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
   
   3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
   
   2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
   
   And...drum roll...
   
   The Number One reason to go to work naked :
   Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
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   Jun 25, '03

   Occupation: nurse practitioner in general practice Specialty: midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 2,516; Likes: 154

   might get arrested though!! and not altogether sure what the patients would make of it!!!!!!!! :imbar
   
   
   Karen
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   Jun 25, '03

   Occupation: LPN, Actor From: US ; Joined: Aug '01; Posts: 635; Likes: 89

   
5. 
   Jun 25, '03

   Occupation: RN,BSN,CDDN Joined: Mar '03; Posts: 1,427; Likes: 37

   :chuckle
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   Jun 25, '03

   Joined: Jun '03; Posts: 230; Likes: 3

   Heeee Heeeee Haaaawwww Haaawww Very Very cute!
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   Jun 25, '03

   Occupation: RN, MS home health Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 7,472; Likes: 49

   Crap people know where I keep my pens now LOL.
   
   Cute one,
   
   renerian
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   Jun 25, '03

   Occupation: LPN Specialty: 20 year(s) of experience in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D ; From: US ; Joined: May '02; Posts: 757; Likes: 274

   
   
   Loved it! Especially since my boyfriend IS one of those creepy programmer guys! :roll :roll
   
   Too funny!
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   Jun 25, '03

   Occupation: RN Joined: Nov '02; Posts: 947; Likes: 2

   :roll
10. 
    Jun 25, '03

    Occupation: icu nurse Joined: Jul '02; Posts: 10,260; Likes: 233

    !0 Reasons NOT to go to work naked
    
    10. People find out what all those loose clothes have been hiding all these years
    
    9. Everyone will know how far a blush can extend on you
    
    8. You are afraid people will still comment on your hair........ on you head (good grief it is hard to write these and stay PG13)
    
    7. The words "crack a smile" takes on a whole new meaning
    
    6. Hot coffee becomes a new and dangerous enemy
    
    5. What can I say - age related sag - untamed boobs - not a pretty sight
    
    4.You find out metal chairs have thier own nasty surprise just for you
    
    3. Everyone finds out where you have been keeping your pens oll these years
    
    
    2. You find out it IS like the dream
    
    
    And the number one reason
    
    
    
    1. You are afraid someone will tell you to go home and "iron your suit"
11. 
    Jun 26, '03

    Occupation: Agency nurse turnig to case management Specialty: Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg ; Joined: Apr '03; Posts: 2,186; Likes: 20

    HAhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaarrrr!!!
    
    Good come back Gwenith.....I loved it...especially the untamed boobs....was that a hidden pun for me???? :chuckle
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    Jun 26, '03

    Joined: May '01; Posts: 12,136; Likes: 16,239

    :chuckle :roll :chuckle
    
    Good one!
    
    
13. 
    Jun 26, '03

    Occupation: Home Health Patient Education Resource Nurse Specialty: 10 year(s) of experience in Hemodialysis, Home Health ; From: US ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 21,359; Likes: 7,204

    You guys are tooooo funny !!!
14. 
    Jun 26, '03

    Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 162; Likes: 82

    
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Love it!

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