Published Nov 10, 2003
bob007cat
74 Posts
1. Risk for nervous breakdown -related to nursing school
2. Risk for divorce related to nursing school
3. Risk for vision impairment related to reading assignments
4. Risk for loss of hair - related to nursing school secondary to pulling it out.
5. Risk of social isolation related to studing too much.
6. Risk of airway obstruction related to puting foot in mouth at clinacles.
Please feel free to add on and we will see how long of a list we can make
BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN
1,014 Posts
Risk for falls r/t sleep deprivation secondary to course overload?
Altra, BSN, RN
6,255 Posts
Great list so far ...
How about altered nutrition r/t having 8 min. to eat lunch?
:roll :roll
Leigh
maire, ASN, RN
1,173 Posts
Anxiety r/t nursing school exams/practicums, aeb shaking hands, quivering voice, and verbalization of "I am FREAKING OUT HERE!!!"
LydiaGreen
358 Posts
:roll
How about:
Energy field disturbance r/t to NO sleep
Risk for suffocation r/t pile of nursing texts I've fallen asleep in
Risk for injury r/t biting tongue
Risk for fluid volume deficit r/t constantly crapping my pants
Impaired swallowing r/t the consistency of my pride
Chronic confusion r/t idiotic differences between nursing texts (personally find this infuriating!)
Compromised family coping r/t seeing kids for fifteen minutes a day and that's if I'm lucky
Risk for violence directed at others r/t classmates calling at midnight to ask a question when they could look it up in one of a gaziliion textbooks or on Google
Anymore?
wonderbee, BSN, RN
1 Article; 2,212 Posts
High risk for aversion to white clothing
FutureNurse2005
713 Posts
:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll
Can't overlook this one ...
Risk for impaired skin integrity r/t immobility
(aka risk of decubitis ulcer on coccyx from sitting through 3-hour lectures)
Have a great day everyone!
~Leigh:)
Carolanne
612 Posts
:chuckle I love it, these posts are too funny. How about risk of dangerously high cholesterol levels related to overindulgence in fast foods?!
NS2005NY
33 Posts
RISK FOR FALLING ON MY FACE RELATED TO HAVING TO CHOOSE A "RISK" FROM THE 1000 AT RISK FOR WHEN PLANNING MY PATIENT CARE PLAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanttodonicu
21 Posts
altered nutrition:more than body requirments r/t excessive eating of fast fatty foods or ordering out due to no time to do anything that isn't related to nursing.