nurses from maintenance point of view

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I do building maintenance at a hospital. When you submit a request for a repair, please be specific. "Toilet don't work" just isn't enough. Is it clogged? Does the water not flow when flushed? What is it? Also, I wish the floor staff would stop keeping the Soft-N-Fresh paper towels in the patient rooms. Some CNA's and patient's family seem to think these are great toilet paper until they clog up their toilet. And what is it about women who just gave birth that makes them think pads go in the toilet? I've had to deal with a nurse cursing me out for a tv not working in an empty room when the only thing wrong was she was too stupid to realize it wasn't plugged in the electrical socket. We had a roof leaking water near the station's kitchen and the floor supervisor tried to order me to go on the roof in the middle of a thunder storm to put out tarp to stop the leak. I tried to be as polite as possible when I told her no and if she didn't like it to write me up. I've pulled knives, straws, food, and paper out of the drain pipe of a sink in NICU and the nurses there said, "well why don't you install a garbage disposal?". I went off on her and told her why should the hospital pay for you to have a disposal when you're putting things in the sink that would break a disposal. Also, if something is broken and is important, send a request to maintenance. Don't wait until you happen to see us in a hall and say, "oh, by the way, since you're here,..." If we're on the floor then we're already busy with something and we don't have perfect memory to remember all of our duties as well as the one you "happen" to remember when you saw us. If a patient is complaining they are too hot or too cold, send a maintenance request before requesting a fan and don't assume that since you're comfortable that the patient is imagining they're hot or cold. I enjoy making the patient's comfortable. I hate seeing a patient sweating for days before someone bothers to let us know of the problem. And quit opening windows. We have some nurses who constantly open windows because they're either too hot or too cold while everyone else is comfortable. Stick your head in the freezer if you're having hot flashes and leave the windows alone. And to the ER staff members, if you have the key to access the elevators' independent service, remember to turn it back to normal when you're finished. Also for the ER, get your own tools. I don't mind bringing tools to the ER for medical staff to use on a patient but they always seem to expect me to use the tools on the patient which ain't gonna happen. One genius wanted me to bring my greasy boiler room tools to surgery. No, I didn't bring them the tools to use on a patient. Surgery has sterile tools for that, they just had to get off their lazy backsides to go find them for themselves. There are a few good nurses here where I work, but they are so few that all the lazy ignorant ones stand out. How about the floor that decided to take the education TV VCR cart to their desk, turn off all the lights, pop some popcorn, and watch a movie for their shift? Yep, they did that and yep, I reported them, and yep, they got a light slap on the wrist. That's what happens when your administration is made up of majority of former nurses. They can do no wrong while every other staff can't do anything right.

Please don't put popcorn in the microwave and walk away. One staff member did this and burnt the popcorn so bad it actually caught fire and I had calls from four floor about a burn smell.

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

We have to leave call bells, etc., w/in reach of the pt. Sometimes, that means securing it to the bed in some way. Sorry.

Specializes in MICU, ER, SICU, Home Health, Corrections.
On a funny note, this actually happened. Was paged to come to a floor. Nurse said, "Oh, I'm so glad you're here. How do you flush yogurt down the toilet?"

I can't make this up.

Another time I was called about flying bugs at the nurses desk. It was midnight, spring time, and all the windows were open. Told them to close the windows and they said they wanted fresh air and wanted me to get rid of all the bugs. Since they don't listen to people they feel are beneath them I was forced to call the nursing supervisor to tell them what I already told them. Idiots!

My favorite was the nurses of ICU who put the stopper on their kitchen sink, turned on the hot water, walked away, and allowed water to flow down three floors. I arrived and they were standing outside the kitchen. I walked in the kitchen and turned off the water. I asked them why didn't they go inside and turn off the water. They didn't want their feet to get wet. THREE FLOORS OF WATER BECAUSE THESE LAZY, SPOILED ROTTEN, LITTLE WITCHES WITH A B DIDN'T WANT THEIR FEET TO GET WET!!!

Preach it, brother.

Unfortunately this is exactly what is wrong with most of society today....

Not mine, not my job, didn't wanna, who cares, what does it matter, nobody will know, I refuse, it's not that big a deal to me, etc, and so on...

Good luck finding a way to make people care about anything besides themselves first.

[sorry to those that do, but majority rules, sadly...]

It's almost enough to make ya cry.

You should be the one to send the memo that tells them why they didn't get a raise or that new equipment they wanted... LOL.

Shake it off bro, and just keep on keepin' on! Feel free to vent anytime.

rb

Specializes in ER.

Dave- I once flushed a facecloth down the toilet by mistake. I also lost my watch in a toilet that had been used by a postpartum mum- I didn't try to retrieve it. Both times the toilets didn't even burp.

Question- I once found suction tubing connected directly to the wall, so anything suctioned from the patient would have gone right into the wall fixture. Can you just replace the fixture if that happens, or do you need to tear the entire wall out?

I think our maintenance guys get a kick out of my 'fixit tags'. I not only describe what isn't working, I detail what I did to try to make it work (like changing handpieces, cords, changing to another wall outlet, etc) and what happened when I changed things! Far better than one nurse I work with, hers all say "not working".

Specializes in ICU-my whole life!!.
Please don't put popcorn in the microwave and walk away. One staff member did this and burnt the popcorn so bad it actually caught fire and I had calls from four floor about a burn smell.

Mine gets better... We had one RN let the popcorn get burn and it resulted in setting off the fire alarm. The base fire department showed up. They were mad. The unit lost the microwave for 30 days and the RN was told to give an in-service on proper use of the microwave.

I will be taking classes to be a CNA soon and this post is soooo funny to me because I can believe that this stuff happens and I can see this stuff happening in my head. I was laughing when someone said something about the water level being to high in the toilet and they pt said his jewels were hitting the water lmaooo

Specializes in Making the Pt laugh..
I was laughing when someone said something about the water level being to high in the toilet and they pt said his jewels were hitting the water lmaooo

Reminds me of the old joke,

"This water is cold............and deep!"

Specializes in MDS RNAC, LTC, Psych, LTAC.

Oh boy I get you are busy but this is not the place to come gripe about Witches with a B and women putting pads in toilets.. etc... Like exactly what we do for a living if we didn't like it we would change jobs... if you feel this way about nurses etc, women patients etc.

Why do you work in a hospital and maintenance there? Most maintenance people are great and are very polite and professional as are we.

I feel there is more to this than venting and why would you come here to a nursing site to do so.... kinda weird and kinda rude... and kinda sexist...

Don't know if you read through the thread, but after a rough start, sailordave settled down (and so have we), and he has provided us with some really good information and a different perspective.

Many of us have learned all kinds of things from this thread. The initial vent has turned into a tutorial. Sailordave got a little chiding for his blustery start, and has been cool since then.

Specializes in LTC.
Specializes in LTC.

Steve, you have the coolest avatar in the world. I am SO jealous! lol. Looks a little like an Anne Geddes photograph...

Good luck,

Michael

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