Menstrual cycle....heehee

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A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds

> >attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual

>cycle.

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> >For instance, if she is ovulating, she is likely to be attracted to men

> >with more rugged and masculine features.

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> >If she is menstruating, she is likely to be impressed by a man with a

> >scissors through his temple and a bat shoved up his ass.

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Specializes in Interventional Pain Mgmt NP; Prior ICU and L/D RN.

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That is TOOOOO funny!!!!

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Specializes in Case Management, Home Health, UM.

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Specializes in NICU, L&D, OB, Home Health, Management.

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HaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!! :lol2:

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As a woman menstruating at this moment I must strongly agree with the latter statement.....lmaoooooooo :)

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Originally posted by MandyInMS

As a woman menstruating at this moment I must strongly agree with the latter statement.....lmaoooooooo :)

Ditto here....and add a crummy head cold to that mix! :roll

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Oh yeah baby!! No truer words were spoken

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:roll I like it...so true!

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I don't think it's just me, but I don't find your joke the least bit funny or amusing! And the rest you you that are yukking it up and agreeing with this are only adding to the problem.

The fact that a woman is having her period is not a reason, or even an excuse, for anybody to put scissors in anyone's temple or a bat up their asses, especially men. What part of that do you not understand?

Why continue to foster the "women are victims" philosophy by joking about cruelty to other people. Or, perhaps you've bought into the idea that men really do deserve such treatment simply because they are men? I realize, I think, that this is supposed to be a forum for humor, but this isn't funny.

As a man looking to go into nursing as a second career, I think I'll have enough challenges and have to watch my back as it is.

Flame away if it makes you feel better, but your period is not my problem. Don't get me wrong. I'm very sensitive and compassionate...............I'm married and I have four daughters, but "taking it out" on others is plain wrong, regardless of the cause. Period and paragraph.

Walt

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Oh, Walt, you really have to be a woman to understand. Ask you wife or daughters, I bet they would be laughing to. Scissors and a bat are pretty mild considering how many of us feel. And I don't consider myself a victim just because I occasionally would like to kill my man or eat myself to death with a ton of chocolate. Heck, sometimes I want to kill him and it's not the "time of month".

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