Menstrual cycle....heehee

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A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds

> >attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual

>cycle.

> >

> >For instance, if she is ovulating, she is likely to be attracted to men

> >with more rugged and masculine features.

> >

> >If she is menstruating, she is likely to be impressed by a man with a

> >scissors through his temple and a bat shoved up his ass.

>

I thought the joke was funny! I don't understand the problem with it really.

I used to suffer really bad PMS. I used to be grumpy and feel like killing someone (usually my partner). But obviously NEVER would come even near to actually doing it!!!

We make jokes about wanting to "kill" a patient because they are a pain in the backside, but we would never deliberatley hurt them in anyway. We all want to "kill" out boss, or "kill" a colleague.

But we don't mean anything SERIOUS!!!

Lighten up! It's spelt j-o-k-e! You'll have an MI! (that's a joke too!) :D

Do you all know what PMS stands for?

Putting Up with Men's Sh*t

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

PMS;

Putting up with Men's S***......lol lol lol :rotfl:

And I love the PMS mug saying....lol lol lol too funny. Sensitivity is a good thing but one needs to keep that sensitivity from going to extreme. The Good Queen said it best when she sais we all feel like "killing" ....(insert noun of choice) but we don't really mean it...it is not said ina serious manner. Talk about being in touch with your feminine side....;)

Originally posted by Gomer

Do you all know what PMS stands for?

Putting Up with Men's Sh*t

Don't we have to put up with that more than once a month though?

:rotfl: :lol2: :roll

Originally posted by Good_Queen_Bess

Don't we have to put up with that more than once a month though?

:rotfl: :lol2: :roll

Oh, Yes.....omg, yes....some months it's a 30-day PMS cycle

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Oh sheesh...I need to go find my serenity pads before I have an accident reading this thread!!!! :roll :roll :roll

Tooooooooo funny Good Queen Bess & Gomer!!

:chuckle :roll

As a male nurse i find that extremely..........true

too cute love it!

Life is too short and too serious without nit picking the small stuff. Laugh when you can!

Andy

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