May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ May 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: June 22)

and the winner is StudentM14 ... the cartoon may be viewed at What kind of listening do you do?

Can you hear me okay with your bell or do I need to face your diaphragm?

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Husband to wife :" Honey, pretend I'm a stethoscope and just listen !"

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"I'm glad it's you today instead of that Dr. Sigmoidoscope. He kept asking me to flip over."

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...it all started when I decided to become a nurse.

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You say you hear me, but are you listening?

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You look at me with such judgment.

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Specializes in Med/surg.

Nancy decided she needed a therapist who had heard it all.

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Nurse: You know they said nursing would be all bells and whistles but......Oh sorry Doctor, no pun intended.

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

I think I need a vacation. Everywhere I go people look like nursing equipment. Your secretary looked like a giant foley catheter and a fleets enema bottle was driving in the car next to me on the way here. But I tell ya, if a call light comes walking towards me I might just lose it.

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Nurse: Have you ever thought about going back to school to become a cardiologist or pulmonologist? You would be perfect! It's like you were made for that kind of work.

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Stethescope: "Go ahead, I'm auscultating."

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In Soviet Russia, stethescope listens to you!

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