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May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ May 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: June 22)

and the winner is StudentM14 ... the cartoon may be viewed at What kind of listening do you do?

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    Nurse: "It's as if...you can hear what I am thinking!"

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    They were right, my patients are contagious.

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    Nurse: "You just listen so well!"

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    "Just listen to me for a minute"

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    "When in doubt, always listen to your heart".

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    "Dr. Steth Scope, I've been listening through you for 5 years..."

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    I had the craziest dream last night that my stethoscope was my therapist!

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    Sick of nursing school huh? Yep, hear you loud and clear! The stress of nursing school got to me, that's why I went in to therapy...

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    I think about my job so much, you wouldn't believe what you look like to me right now . . .

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    I'm sorry Dr Littman, I must be really tired today, I think I'm hallucinating.

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    Can you hear me okay with your bell or do I need to face your diaphragm?

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