March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ March 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Lunchtime, finally!

"I don't care how many you put in her room, she's still going to bug you every 10 minutes for more pain meds."

"03:00 AM, Time to get update from war zone!!!!!"

crap... all of my 8 patients need meds at 3...

Specializes in Neurosciences, stepdown, acute rehab, LTC.

From three to four I set the clocks so I won't be late!

Specializes in Emergency.

Nclex exam: Year 2075

"You have three minutes to complete your next challenge in critical thinking; figure out whether the standard time on each clock is AM or PM, then you must convert it to Military time."

Those?

Those are corporate clocks.

They're only right twice a day.

So this is where time goes...

Specializes in critical care, med/surg.

"Her instructor makes her chart everything in military time. This is just her way of rebelling."

Specializes in Informatics / Trauma / Hospice / Immunology.

I really think our daughter is taking this whole 'oriented to place and time' thing a little too far.

All symptoms point to Stage 3 Chronic Kidney Disease, but we're going to need a second hand to confirm decrease in GFR.

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