Lice suicide!

[SaltineQueen]

Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk.

[NanaPoo]

I lifted its tail

Herein lies the problem. You must physically measure the space between a louse's pelvic bones to determine it's sex.

[NanaPoo]

And, since we're all speaking out, I must end my silence. I've repressed my guilt and shame for 3 years now. In my first year as a school nurse a louse jumped from a 5th grader's head and onto his textbook. The student told me about it and I just ignored his reports.

I feel so ashamed for burying this poor louse's suicide and/or possible murder.

[KKEGS, MSN, RN]

I lifted its tail

Okay this one made me LOL. Luckily I'm alone right now after the 2 hour non-stop lunch and recess rush.

[WineRN]

it's a conspiracy! #justiceforlarrythelouse

I usually hate hashtags, but this is one I can get behind!

[Amethya]

LONG LIVE THE KING!

*Pushes lice off hair*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Fascinating and funny thread!

But now my scalp is very itchy! And it won't quit!

I feel the need to alter my screen name for this one post, just to clarify the fact that I have

NO LICE IN MY HAIR

[WineRN]

Fascinating and funny thread!

But now my scalp is very itchy! And it won't quit!

I feel the need to alter my screen name for this one post, just to clarify the fact that I have

NO LICE IN MY HAIR

:roflmao:

[brillohead, ADN, RN]

He was pushed!!!

Grab your gear, we've got a body!

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[CreativeUsername]

He was pushed!!!

Ok this made me snort lol

[Farawyn]

How did I miss this?

Oh yea. 8th grade trip. Where everyone was wearing each other's hats...

Stay tuned.