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Lice suicide!

Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk. :dead:

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Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk. :dead:

Lice don't jump!

Poor little thing probably died holding onto the hair, let go, and fell. :cry:

Lice don't jump!

Poor little thing probably died holding onto the hair, let go, and fell. :cry:

He was pushed!!!

He was pushed!!!

Scandalous!

it's a conspiracy! #justiceforlarrythelouse

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He was pushed!!!

Lice MURDER?!?!

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Lice don't jump!

I know that, or course. The way it was described to me, however, it must have been quite grandiose. Much like those cliff divers, jumping into the waters below, arms (legs) outstretched.

OMG....you guys are killing ME!!!

He jumped to his death :( He could no longer live with the fact that he was the most hated bug that ever lived on a precious snowflake. Also, the mean school nurse had earlier taken his wife's life, by placing her in a baggie on a corkboard for the evil humans to watch die.

How do you know it was a he?

It was likely a female louse as male on female louse violence is at an all time high.

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How do you know it was a he?

I lifted its tail

#LiceLivesMatter

The outrage! Poor little liceypoo.

I lifted its tail

Herein lies the problem. You must physically measure the space between a louse's pelvic bones to determine it's sex.

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