Lice suicide!

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Specializes in School Nurse, past Med Surge.

Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk. :dead:

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Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk. :dead:

Lice don't jump!

Poor little thing probably died holding onto the hair, let go, and fell. :cry:

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Specializes in school nurse.
Lice don't jump!

Poor little thing probably died holding onto the hair, let go, and fell. :cry:

He was pushed!!!

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He was pushed!!!

Scandalous!

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

it's a conspiracy! #justiceforlarrythelouse

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Specializes in School Nurse, past Med Surge.
He was pushed!!!

Lice MURDER?!?!

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Specializes in School Nurse, past Med Surge.
Lice don't jump!

I know that, or course. The way it was described to me, however, it must have been quite grandiose. Much like those cliff divers, jumping into the waters below, arms (legs) outstretched.

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Specializes in Peds, School Nurse, clinical instructor.

OMG....you guys are killing ME!!!

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Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.

He jumped to his death :( He could no longer live with the fact that he was the most hated bug that ever lived on a precious snowflake. Also, the mean school nurse had earlier taken his wife's life, by placing her in a baggie on a corkboard for the evil humans to watch die.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

How do you know it was a he?

It was likely a female louse as male on female louse violence is at an all time high.

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Specializes in School Nurse, past Med Surge.
How do you know it was a he?

I lifted its tail

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Specializes in Med-surg, school nursing..

#LiceLivesMatter

The outrage! Poor little liceypoo.

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