Apr 24, 20179 yr Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk.
Apr 24, 20179 yr Guides Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk. Lice don't jump! Poor little thing probably died holding onto the hair, let go, and fell.
Apr 24, 20179 yr Lice don't jump! Poor little thing probably died holding onto the hair, let go, and fell. He was pushed!!!
Apr 24, 20179 yr Author Lice don't jump! I know that, or course. The way it was described to me, however, it must have been quite grandiose. Much like those cliff divers, jumping into the waters below, arms (legs) outstretched.
Apr 24, 20179 yr He jumped to his death He could no longer live with the fact that he was the most hated bug that ever lived on a precious snowflake. Also, the mean school nurse had earlier taken his wife's life, by placing her in a baggie on a corkboard for the evil humans to watch die.
Apr 24, 20179 yr How do you know it was a he? It was likely a female louse as male on female louse violence is at an all time high.
Apr 24, 20179 yr I lifted its tailHerein lies the problem. You must physically measure the space between a louse's pelvic bones to determine it's sex.
Poor little fella (or gal, I suppose)...just to give up on life like that and (supposedly) jump onto a student's desk.