Lice Dream...

[KKEGS]

I had a horrible dream last night that I was infested with head lice and they were giant and crawling all over my head. It was horrifying!

[MHDNURSE]

I had this dream that I was stuck in a small room all day by myself, being pulled in a million directions by little people and big people alike. Oh wait...

[OldDude]

I had a dream where I was getting annoyed because we had a huge pool in front of the school and a few students decided to jump in with their clothes on and I made it well known to them that I wasn't providing change of clothes. The next thing I knew in the dream I was sharing a bag of artisan beef jerky with some random stranger in the park.

There is no explanation for this!!

[BeckyESRN]

I started my morning with my 4y/o having a meltdown because "I can't eat a pop tart with letters on it" literally on the ground crying over a pop tart. Then I got to school and had an email from a parent telling me that his snowflake has lice and that he has notified the president of the school board and wants to know who "patient zero" is-yep, patient zero, like it's ebola or something! Felt like a nightmare, unfortunately, I was not asleep.

[GmaPearl BSN RN]

"parent zero"? Seriously? Oh golly, you could not make this stuff up if you tried!

I'm so thankful for weekends :)

[MrNurse(x2), ADN]

I started my morning with my 4y/o having a meltdown because "I can't eat a pop tart with letters on it" literally on the ground crying over a pop tart. Then I got to school and had an email from a parent telling me that his snowflake has lice and that he has notified the president of the school board and wants to know who "patient zero" is-yep, patient zero, like it's ebola or something! Felt like a nightmare, unfortunately, I was not asleep.

Give their child's name.

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

this whole patient zero thing made me think of:

in fact from this point on i'm going to refer to lice outbreaks as 2319s lmao