Letter to the Offended

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Dear offended people of all ages,

We are not talking about you. When you read a "vent" post, please note the use of such words and phrases as "some", "not all" and "exceptions". Based on the posts I read from you detailing your long, hard struggle through life to get where you are today, I can categorically say that without exception YOU are the reason we do not say "all" and "everyone". You are the role models for the "some" who's thoroughly unacceptable behavior we are talking about!!

If a vent contains keywords that grab your attention - it's because it just so happens that a lot of people haven't learned the word "moderation" that you have. If you have a very tasteful piercing or tat, a light spritz of body spray, a bit of blush and mascara, a flattering scrub top, or any other obviously normal thing, there really is no need to rush to the defense of that person who wants to wear 3 pounds of hardware on their body, douse themselves with Axe or Pear/Honeysuckle oil, or do up their eyes like Liza Minnelli in Cabaret., or have a hot pink whale tail thong peeking out the top of her low-risers.

If a vent contains criticism of parents who use their children as an excuse to slack at work, we are not talking about your child that has a 104 temp and is making a hideous rasping noise when he breathes! Go take care of your child! Please! We arent't talking about you!!I really can think of more of these - maybe others can relate to this - Instead of getting Offended on behalf of the people who make you look bad because you happen to share a characteristic with them - a bit of guidance to steer them in the right direction or a "this is how I did it" thread would be a lot more helpful than your story wedged into a thread that is not talking about you.

Lest anyone get offended because the examples above normally apply to younger people - the same applies to the behavior of us oldsters as well. Thank you for reading.

MY books would like to let you all know they are heartsick and wounded that not one single (or even one married) person has inquired after their health and well-being. They suspect that you all are so wrapped up in your own little lives that you don't even have the decency or concern to see beyond your own shelves. Or e-readers. They think that speaks volumes about your character.

(I think they are worried that I might spring for the color Nook. I wonder how needy those things are.)

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Good one. I refer to them as the "Righteous Indignation Crowd". Their M.O. is to highjack posts to feed their addiction to feeling offended...

I just get sincerely annoyed when a poster talks about a bad night with a cranky/drug seeking/ abusive patient; and 26 posters feel the need to weigh in because (they/thier sister/husband /brother) has the same/worse condition; and could have DIED were it not for thier REFUSAL to take such an unfeeling nurse so lightly.

When did this forum get hijacked by hypochondriacs,nurse wannabes, and medical thrill junkies?

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
I just get sincerely annoyed when a poster talks about a bad night with a cranky/drug seeking/ abusive patient; and 26 posters feel the need to weigh in because (they/thier sister/husband /brother) has the same/worse condition; and could have DIED were it not for thier REFUSAL to take such an unfeeling nurse so lightly.

When did this forum get hijacked by hypochondriacs,nurse wannabes, and medical thrill junkies?

Ahhhh yes you reference also acute pile-on syndrome . . .as follows - nurse posts asking question/seeking feedback thread and is awarded with (paraphrased)

1. You suck but whatever floats your boat I guess.:uhoh3:

2. Why did you do that? You shouldn't have done that!!

3. I agree with the others. You shouldn't have done that and also you suck.

4. Whaaaa------? omg!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:! We would get fired and escorted out of the building for that!

5. You're a nurse. I think you know what I mean.

6. Are you even a nurse? :uhoh3:

7. I hope you're never my nurse 'cause you really suck bad..

fast forwad to #42

I haven't read any of the replies but just in case no one has told you - you blow chunks and you shouldn't have done that!

43. I'm not a nurse but clearly you should have your license revoked.

All that stuff up there isn't talking about you.

Ahhhh yes you reference also acute pile-on syndrome . . .as follows - nurse posts asking question/seeking feedback thread and is awarded with (paraphrased)

1. You suck but whatever floats your boat I guess.:uhoh3:

2. Why did you do that? You shouldn't have done that!!

3. I agree with the others. You shouldn't have done that and also you suck.

4. Whaaaa------? omg!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:! We would get fired and escorted out of the building for that!

5. You're a nurse. I think you know what I mean.

6. Are you even a nurse? :uhoh3:

7. I hope you're never my nurse 'cause you really suck bad..

fast forwad to #42

I haven't read any of the replies but just in case no one has told you - you blow chunks and you shouldn't have done that!

43. I'm not a nurse but clearly you should have your license revoked.

All that stuff up there isn't talking about you.

LMAO! :lol2:

You have no idea how badly I needed that!

Specializes in Emergency; med-surg; mat-child.
MY books would like to let you all know they are heartsick and wounded that not one single (or even one married) person has inquired after their health and well-being. They suspect that you all are so wrapped up in your own little lives that you don't even have the decency or concern to see beyond your own shelves. Or e-readers. They think that speaks volumes about your character.

(I think they are worried that I might spring for the color Nook. I wonder how needy those things are.)

They need electricity, I know that. My book is spitting out the new Oliver Sacks and we're getting along quite nicely, thankyouverymuch.

How *are* your books? Have they been dusted recently? Are their spines properly aligned with the edge of the shelf?

:yeah::lol2::yeah:

Ahhhh yes you reference also acute pile-on syndrome . . .as follows - nurse posts asking question/seeking feedback thread and is awarded with (paraphrased)

1. You suck but whatever floats your boat I guess.:uhoh3:

2. Why did you do that? You shouldn't have done that!!

3. I agree with the others. You shouldn't have done that and also you suck.

4. Whaaaa------? omg!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:! We would get fired and escorted out of the building for that!

5. You're a nurse. I think you know what I mean.

6. Are you even a nurse? :uhoh3:

7. I hope you're never my nurse 'cause you really suck bad..

fast forwad to #42

I haven't read any of the replies but just in case no one has told you - you blow chunks and you shouldn't have done that!

43. I'm not a nurse but clearly you should have your license revoked.

All that stuff up there isn't talking about you.

I have always thought the very fact that we even have to discuss the thong issue speaks volumes about nursing, and not in a good way. I cannot picture a bunch of circuit court judges sitting around debating thongs under judicial robes.

DH and I went were refinancing our house, and made an appointment with our loan officer. Same gal we've always used, probably in her early 50s, a little overweight, average in looks, conservative in dress...looks kind of like a younger version of my mom. She turned around, bent over a drawer to get a paper, and her sparkly little thong popped out over the top of her trousers. DH and I could not remain calm. COULD. NOT. REMAIN. CALM.

After our visit was over, paperwork was signed, and we left, we laughed hysterically all the way to the car. My comment: "OMG! How can she wear a thong to work?! SO INAPPROPRIATE!"

My husband's response? "OMG! Her husband is SO LUCKY! His wife's in her 50's, wearing her sexy undies to work, and he gets to think about that ALL DAY! AWESOME! I hope we're like them when we're that age!"

:rolleyes:

Sorry if I offended anyone with hijacking this thread.

Bwa-ha-ha!!!!! Hijack away!!! This is the BEST thread EVER!!!!:yeah:

Hope nobody takes offense at my blatant abuse of punctuation.................!!

7. I hope you're never my nurse 'cause you really suck bad..

My personal favorite! Personally, I hope that someone who thinks they can judge nursing skills based on the occasional post on a message board IS NEVER MY NURSE!

Specializes in critical care, PACU.

hey whats wrong with thongs under scrubs as long as no one sees em?

Specializes in Emergency; med-surg; mat-child.

It's that "as long as no one sees em" that poses a problem. Thongs, well, they tend to be a migratory bunch. Heh. Thong. Bunch. Anyhoodle, I just about always know if a woman is wearing a thong, but I rarely know if she's wearing regular bikinis or briefs. Maybe it's the lack of friction from the missing cheek portion, I don't know. But they seem to defy gravity. Or maybe they're checking out the surroundings before they make a break for it. They sure can't be comfortable.

hey whats wrong with thongs under scrubs as long as no one sees em?

If no one sees a whale tail or an outline or their color, it's a moot point. But if anyone else knows you're wearing them, you've already crossed the line.

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