July 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the July 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 10
      Early bird catches the worm.
    • 8
      Patiently waiting for the next case.
    • 6
      Morgan And Morgan. For The People.
    • 22
      Free consultation with every procedure!!
    • 25
      I said get the GURNEY, not the ATTORNEY!
    • 2
      Who says lawyers don't have a nose for business?
    • 7
      "Security to the OR please, Security to the OR, thank you"...
    • 15
      He really wanted to be a nurse but couldn't pass Anatomy and Physiology...

95 members have participated

Malpractice protection is such a big issue for nurses. I'm sure you already have caption ideas for this toon so let's start hearing them. Share them and YOU can win $100!!! It's so easy to win. Everyone can participate. Tell your friends and family to join the fun.

Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Update (Aug 3)

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations cardiacfreak. You won $100!(Aug 15)

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nurses Liability Insurance: Yes or No.

Specializes in Psych, Peds, Education, Infection Control.

Our firm ran over budget for those TV infomercials, so...

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Specializes in Psych, Peds, Education, Infection Control.

Here at Murray and Morris, we take pride in taking out the middleman to get you paid!

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It's easier to chase the stretchers than the ambulances!

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Specializes in ER, Trauma, PreHospital, Teaching.

MALpractice in practice - I'm the attorney for you!

"Practice" all you want I can M(ake) A L(aw) to get you!

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Specializes in Hospice.

I hope the sponge count is correct today.

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Pediatric Float, PICU, NICU.

I'm working smarter, not harder!

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Pediatric Float, PICU, NICU.

This is a game of chess, not checkers ;-)

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse.

Now that the health insurance companies are practicing medicine by deciding what can and cannot be ordered for patients, setting up a hospital based law office seemed like a lucrative move for me.

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I help you find the best "replacement parts money can buy!"

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Enter at your own risk

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nursing student- "C's get degrees"

malpractice attorney- "sips tea"

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