Joke: What's the fastest?

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

A patient told me this joke the other day:

Four guys are hanging out talking and they get into a discussion of what is the fastest thing in the world.

Guy #1 says, "I think the fastest thing is a thought. They happen instantaneously."

Guy #2 says, "Well, I think it's a blink. We blink so quickly."

Guy #3 then says, "It has to be electricity. You flip a switch, and bam....the light that's 10 feet away is on. Yep, it's electricity."

Guy #4 is sitting there listening to the other guys talk and he shakes his head. The others look at him and he says, "You're all wrong.....You want to know what beats them all?

Diarrhea."

He goes on to explain, "The other night while I was laying in bed, my stomach started rumbling. And before I could think, blink, or turn a light on......there it was." :wideyed: