January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

    • 3
      Isn't it Twofer Tuesday?
    • 19
      She said her husband was a dog...
    • 60
      Someone called for a 'Lab' report?
    • 9
      I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!
    • 26
      You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...
    • 11
      She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.
    • 16
      The husband's on the golf course, but he sent his Best Friend!
    • 7
      Teaching Muttley to READ was a mistake; would you please tell him there is NO LIVER in there?!

125 members have participated

ggopaso

ggopaso

16 Posts

He was in a hurry to know his little sibling!

Apple-Core, ASN, BSN, RN

Has 3 years experience. 1,016 Posts

Really? I said it was getting rough in there.......not woof.....!

wondern, ASN

Has 20 years experience. 694 Posts

No waaayyy! I said I was MAN'S best friend!

wondern, ASN

Has 20 years experience. 694 Posts

Who let the dog out???

Victoria198

Victoria198

Has 1 years experience. 14 Posts

When I said "ROM," I meant Rupture Of Membranes... not Register Of Merit.

Victoria198

Victoria198

Has 1 years experience. 14 Posts

"Nurse? Is this what you meant by lanugo??"

Victoria198

Victoria198

Has 1 years experience. 14 Posts

Title: "Today's Lesson on LASA Drug protocols."

When you request stat IV Monurol, but instead you get a mongrel.

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bsyrn, ASN, RN

Specializes in Peds, School Nurse, clinical instructor. Has 23 years experience. 810 Posts

our new contract specifically states ALL members of the family are covered under our health insurance......

sunshine 24

sunshine 24

27 Posts

Scooby Dooby Doo. Where are you? We got some work to do now.

Victoria198

Victoria198

Has 1 years experience. 14 Posts

"This mother is anticipating, but I'm sure you weren't anticipating the mother!"

Victoria198

Victoria198

Has 1 years experience. 14 Posts

"The unexpected expecting patient."

foxinwoods

foxinwoods

Has 1 years experience. 3 Posts

I thought she was a home birther?