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January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

    • 3
      Isn't it Twofer Tuesday?
    • 19
      She said her husband was a dog...
    • 60
      Someone called for a 'Lab' report?
    • 9
      I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!
    • 26
      You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...
    • 11
      She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.
    • 16
      The husband's on the golf course, but he sent his Best Friend!
    • 7
      Teaching Muttley to READ was a mistake; would you please tell him there is NO LIVER in there?!

125 members have participated

Nishstar1

Nishstar1

13 Posts

"It looked different on the ultrasound!"

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YBWgnr

YBWgnr

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

"Maintenance is out to lunch and won't be back for another half hour to fix the broken incubator, so I borrowed this dog from the homeless guy in the ER waiting room as a replacement warmer for now."

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lavenderlava

lavenderlava

Has 1 years experience. 1 Post

"He just wanted to be pawsitive he had a baby brother."

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Ahsiya Neema

Ahsiya Neema

Has 1 years experience. 4 Posts

I'm busy... I have to go home... Take it and take care about the patient....:grumpy:......

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Ahsiya Neema

Ahsiya Neema

Has 1 years experience. 4 Posts

Nurse urgently goes into the dilivery room, telling "why puppy still has not come up (she says about the Puppet software, that is not open)............

A lady who heard it hangs her dog Puppi "if you don't mind please go with my Puppi"

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candacern59217

candacern59217

17 Posts

Since you didn't want your mother in law to visit, she sent her dog instead

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Ahsiya Neema

Ahsiya Neema

Has 1 years experience. 4 Posts

Give this to my daughter...

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Ahsiya Neema

Ahsiya Neema

Has 1 years experience. 4 Posts

Please check up my dog....

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newRnnene

newRnnene

Has 1 years experience. 51 Posts

I know Susie's in labor and so is my dog, so tell Susie's dog Roscoe he is the father and I need him to sign the pup birth certificate

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_littlemissBSN

_littlemissBSN, BSN, RN

39 Posts

"9cm dilated, 90% effaced. I think she's ready to deliver."

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