In One Sentence; if you weren't a nurse, you'd be a ________

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We've had such a long thread regarding whether or not we'd be a nurse if we could go back in time and start over again.

Let's do something light-hearted!

I'd like to know in one sentence what your dream job would be if you could choose anything...anything at all.

My dream job would be a photographer for National Geographic.

:D

Specializes in cardiology/oncology/MICU.
On the topic of the Anthony Bordain thing...

I would like to have my own cooking show!!! Except, i cannot bake/cook for the life of me so it would be a cooking show on simple/cheap 20 minute recipes. How to make an omelete...

you KNOW people would watch that :)

It sounds really funny to hear somebody say I want a cooking show except I cannot cook! Cooking is my second love for sure.

Specializes in Intermediate care.
It sounds really funny to hear somebody say I want a cooking show except I cannot cook! Cooking is my second love for sure.

haha, its more that i do like it but i guess i just don't have that touch.

Specializes in M/S, Travel Nursing, Pulmonary.

Are you allowed to admit what you'd probably be is a serial killer? Will I get modded for it?

I know all the details too. :devil:

I used to be a landscaper before I was a nurse, so I think the breaking point would have arrived while I was still doing that. My weapons would be from the landscaping field. A weed whacker to torture people with and for leaving my mark (a circle, representing the moon, in the forehead). I would need the clippers used for trimming thick branches too cause besides my mark, they would also be missing the fingers of their good hand (would require some research).

My target: Anyone, especially rich folk, who is nasty to service industry people. I would sit in Taco Bell during the day, wait to spot a nasty customer and then make them my next target. I could also go to the hospital, pretend I am visiting people and seek out a few nasty patients to pray on.

My name: Man On The Moon. I would tell my victims "the man on the moon told me to do this". If you've read Stephen King's "IT", you'll get the humor from this. All the while, I'll preach to them how they were unwanted little "nasties" for being so rude to that Taco Bell cashier.

"I'd like to be a veterinarian......(unfortunately I came close to that dream.....got accepted but couldn't go because of money)."

I agree with SmilingBluEyes, don't give up on that dream, getting accepted into a Vet program is the hardest part...as you may already know, it's more difficult to get accepted into a Vet program that it is to get accepted into a MD program!

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Are you allowed to admit what you'd probably be is a serial killer? Will I get modded for it?

I know all the details too. :devil:

I used to be a landscaper before I was a nurse, so I think the breaking point would have arrived while I was still doing that. My weapons would be from the landscaping field. A weed whacker to torture people with and for leaving my mark (a circle, representing the moon, in the forehead). I would need the clippers used for trimming thick branches too cause besides my mark, they would also be missing the fingers of their good hand (would require some research).

My target: Anyone, especially rich folk, who is nasty to service industry people. I would sit in Taco Bell during the day, wait to spot a nasty customer and then make them my next target. I could also go to the hospital, pretend I am visiting people and seek out a few nasty patients to pray on.

My name: Man On The Moon. I would tell my victims "the man on the moon told me to do this". If you've read Stephen King's "IT", you'll get the humor from this. All the while, I'll preach to them how they were unwanted little "nasties" for being so rude to that Taco Bell cashier.

I think it's OK if you do it a la Dexter...just get rid of the bad guys.:p

Specializes in UR/PA, Hematology/Oncology, Med Surg, Psych.

Professor of Medieval European Studies.

Specializes in M/S, Travel Nursing, Pulmonary.
I think it's OK if you do it a la Dexter...just get rid of the bad guys.:p

Dexter? who? oh, I need to meet this guy.

Specializes in Trauma/Critical Care.

....A dancer...:rolleyes:

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