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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

Like, I'm between 45-50 years old, a medical train wreck, but I kinda think I'd like to have some kids. I can't adopt, so will have to find a donor and turkey baster since not many candidates are looming in this ratty town.... Ya think I should just hit up the sperm bank for some leftovers that don't cost much, and give it a whirl? :D Maybe aim low, and be grateful for anything that shows up without plant material in the gene pool??? :up:

XTXRN, I think if you want it to get it into the right place, you're going to have to aim low...:smokin:

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Like, how do I give like, notice? Like, how do I like, quit my job? Like, do you like, think they'll like, be like, mad at me? Maybe like, my mom could like, write like, a note or like something.

Or maybe the good nurses at AN can write one.

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Specializes in I/DD.

"You guys I am a new nurse and fiiiinally got a job only to find out that I absolutely hate it! Why didn't anyone ever tell me that being a nurse is so hard? :( Please tell me something to magically make me love my job, because you obviously know me so well."

When I was a student..."Does the Pearsonvue trick really work?? Because it said that I failed and now I don't know what to do!"

P.S. Favorite thread of the day! It was definitely overdue :)

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Specializes in GERIATRICS,HOSPICE,MENTAL/PHYS DISABILED.

These replies are too funny! Thank you for giving me the 1st good laughs I've had all week!

My family members are looking @ me like I'm crazy, I'm laughing so hard!

(Ooh my side hurts, my side-in my Donkey voice):lol2:

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

"I pee'd hot on a drug screen, I just took one of my resident/patient's/parent's/SO's pain pills, they were asleep and didn't need it, nobody's going to report me to the BON, are they? They're all a bunch of haters because I'm such a good pre nursing student..."

"I know you wanted responses from experienced CRNAs, but I'm a pre-pre nursing student, and I think you should have given the patient..."

"I've never worked at the bedside, but I don't understand why you just can't reorient your alzheimer's pt and tell them to go to bed. Restraints are mean, and I'm going to find a way to report you to the BON."

"I know you don't give medical or legal advise, but my boyfriend didn't want to take the antibiotic his doc prescribed after he got an infected cut on his foot at Walmart (we're suing them), so I gave him garlic and a couple of my old antibiotics I had left over from a yeast infection a couple of years ago. Do you think we can get a settlement for my boyfriend's foot getting amputated, it's obvious the doc prescribed the wrong medicine..."

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omg, you guys are hilarious!!! I stumbled upon this site a couple of months ago and love it!! Everything you guys are saying is soooooooo true and funny as he##. I look forward to reading the threads daily to see what type of laughs I can get from some of the stupid posts!!!

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Maybe if this was turned into a pre-posting algorithm... :)

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Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
omg, you guys are hilarious!!! I stumbled upon this site a couple of months ago and love it!! Everything you guys are saying is soooooooo true and funny as he##. I look forward to reading the threads daily to see what type of laughs I can get from some of the stupid posts!!!

Who are you calling "stupid" we are very serious w/ these questions!!!11!!! (JK)

:spnngwlcm:We're glad you decided to join us!

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As the admissions coordinator of the school you're applying to, as well as on the side, working as the hiring manager of the job you're applying to:

Yes, you're screwed.

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

"Gee, I got my BSN, and they told me how I'd be a nurse leader, and nobody's letting me lead. I've been on the job a week, and they haven't let me be charge yet!"

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

One of my personal favs..."I am a LMNO..I thougth I was a QRST...but I was wrong..I am definitely a LMNO...is nursing the profession for LMNOs?"....and if so, which area of nursing is the best????

(this is morphing into the "everything you wanted to know....." post, Keep 'em coming):D

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

Why are old nurses still allowed to work?

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