I missed it!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[Antikigirl, ASN, RN]

So I was taking care of a little old lady that was very demented..but rather sweet really! She was bold, but sweet as heck...cute as heck..but you know when you look in their eyes...well..mischief can happen! And it didboy did it...and I missed it dang it! LOL!

Okay..well a little hx...my hubby had a heart attack at 31..we got this cardiologist that was very to the point...and had NO bedside mannor...but..after a while he opened up and is really a great guy...sadly his first impression is ....well....um.....crapy! LOL!

Well...guess my little sweet lady in her demented mindset...well...got him as an MD. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

So..he came in to see her....and she was working with PT. She threw her walker at him...he left.

Then he was at the nurses station...and she walked out...lifted her gown and gave him the 'MOON' and said "kiss this you a**h**e!!!".

Now at this point..all the RN's laughed so hard they can barely stand..and the hospitialist..who is pretty much like a Vulcan...and shows no emmotion...laughed so hard she almost hyperventilated! All the Cardiologist did was to move over in the rolling chair....and she moved to accomidate! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

So I guess this went on for a few minutes...with nurses laughing so hard they couldn't do much..the hospitalist about to hyperventilate...and her wiggling her tooshie saying "kiss this" and dancing!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

WOW...I can SOOOOOOOo see myself doing that one day! LOL!

Well I came on after all of this...and moved her into a geri chair near the RN station..drank tea with her in between taking care of pts...and laughed as she told the story of what happened over and over again....wow...she was alert to the happenings of the day..that was a first!

People wondered how I could handle her and never have her do something wierd. I said "ummmmmmmmm working geri four years does that to ya! LOL!". Needless to say..she was prim and proper my shift....and when she did cuss or what not...she whispered it to me..LOL!

OH MAN I hated to miss that show though! LOL!

[nightbychoice]

I loved this story!Thanks for the laugh!

As far as your comment about the aerosol Prozac....I see your Aerosol and raise you a:

-------------Xanax lick for the nurse's station!!!!

Have a great day!

Jennifer

[gonzo1, ASN, RN]

WHat a fabulous idea the two of you have. I want to work with both of you.

[Simplepleasures]

OMG!! this is just too funny, I personally needed this, its been getting grim around here.

[nursesaideBen]

LOL This was too hilarious, I always love your posts Triage!

[GatorRN]

OMG!!! TOOOOOOO funny!! I can just see that happening....quite the visual....LOL

I'm with you......I can SOOOOO see myself doing that some day...LOL

Thanks for the laugh :)

[Princess74]

I wish I could have been there to see that. Too funny!!

[RNAnnjeh, MSN, CNS]

OMG! I love it. I'm gonna be that LOL too.

RNAnnjeh

[redshiloh]

I had something like that happen once. I was at bedside with a doctor that I wasn't real crazy about and this normally quiet demented elderly lady asked him to *&$# me real hard. I lost it right then and there.