Gross Things You Wish You Didn't See (G-rated)

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So, at Thanksgiving one of my relatives and I were talking about the unhealthy diets that are landing people in the hospital. She told me that a doctor friend of hers was examining a morbidly obese woman and found a moldy twinkie under her breast. :eek: He picked out the twinkie, held it up and told the woman that this type of eating was the cause of her problems.

I kid you not.

Should there be a civilization ending apocolypse the obese are going to out live us all! Not just because of the fat stores but also because the portable food stashes that they carry around with them can probably sustain them for quite a while.

Specializes in Community Health, Med-Surg, Home Health.
So, at Thanksgiving one of my relatives and I were talking about the unhealthy diets that are landing people in the hospital. She told me that a doctor friend of hers was examining a morbidly obese woman and found a moldy twinkie under her breast. :eek: He picked out the twinkie, held it up and told the woman that this type of eating was the cause of her problems. :smackingf

I kid you not.

Girl, you come up with some STUFF!! I don't mean this in a bad way. Let me tell you, every time I see that you initiated a post, I can't wait to see what else you shared. That, literally takes the cake...:WHCk::yeah::bow:

Specializes in Community Health, Med-Surg, Home Health.

I remember hearing potato stories over the years as well. One had one in her privates to eat later. Guess she forgot because it grew legs, eyes and mold.

Echo Heron wrote in one of her books about a patient that had a cockroach crawl out of her hair. I would have passed out...

Specializes in Pediatric Heme/Onc/BMT.

You'd think you could get away with at least cutting the potato in half....

So, at Thanksgiving one of my relatives and I were talking about the unhealthy diets that are landing people in the hospital. She told me that a doctor friend of hers was examining a morbidly obese woman and found a moldy twinkie under her breast. :eek: He picked out the twinkie, held it up and told the woman that this type of eating was the cause of her problems. :smackingf

I kid you not.

I really can think of only one word that applies here: EEWWWWW!:icon_roll

Specializes in Management, Emergency, Psych, Med Surg.

We had a patient in the ED with half a sandwich in between her abdominal fat rolls.

an elderly woman came in because she had as she said "vines growing from my coochananny." come to find out she had put a potato in her "nanny" because she had a uterine prolapse. the potato had been forgotten about and grew eyes.

yah....that totally gave me the heeby jeebies-mmmnh!:no:

yah....that totally gave me the heeby jeebies-mmmnh!:no:

somehow swamp thing came to mind.:uhoh21:

Specializes in Onco, palliative care, PCU, HH, hospice.

Lordy, I'm a chunky monkey but the day I roll up in someone's hospital with food "stored" somewhere you have my permission to smack me

Lordy, I'm a chunky monkey but the day I roll up in someone's hospital with food "stored" somewhere you have my permission to smack me

Seconded.

Specializes in Burn, CCU, CTICU, Trauma, SICU, MICU.

heres two -

i had a homeless lady come in once who was very very mentally ill and had a literal fear of water - you can imagine how dirty she was. she had a spider nest in her HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the other was another homeless guy with diabetic ulcers - who had maggots. the maggots probably saved his life. the wound was bad and deep - but *so* clean!

Specializes in ICU.

You all are BAD BAD BAD!!! :lol2:

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