who die first?

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Dear Nurses I have a question please contribute

"if a male and female attacked by a virus or bacteria who dies first?" :typing:banghead:

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Specializes in Cardiac.

That question is way to vauge with way too many variables to consider. (Immune function, age, health status, poverty vs wealth, mental health, nutritional status, access to health care, etc, etc, etc...)

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Specializes in ob/gyn med /surg.

and the punch line is.....

is this like how many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Specializes in ob/gyn med /surg.
That question is way to vauge with way too many variables to consider. (Immune function, age, health status, poverty vs wealth, mental health, nutritional status, access to health care, etc, etc, etc...)

yes it is a very involved question. nothing is black and white in medicine

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"if a male and female attacked by a virus or bacteria who dies first?" :typing:banghead:

the man would die first.

because the sick man would still expect the sick woman to take care of him.

and then we would have to kill him.

leslie:coollook:

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Specializes in Pedatrics, Child Protection.
the man would die first.

because the sick man would still expect the sick woman to take care of him.

and then we would have to kill him.

leslie:coollook:

You took the words right out of my mouth!!:lol2::yeah:

ba da dum!

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Specializes in Nursing Home ,Dementia Care,Neurology..

Well,I would hope that the virus died first!

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the man would die first.

because the sick man would still expect the sick woman to take care of him.

and then we would have to kill him.

leslie:coollook:

LOL! :yeah::yeah::yeah:Ain't that the truth :fnypst:

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Specializes in LTC.

I would hope neither dies. What order we're going to go in ... I leave that to a Higher Power.

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Specializes in None.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....:blushkiss

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the man would die first.

because the sick man would still expect the sick woman to take care of him.

and then we would have to kill him.

leslie:coollook:

HA HA HAAAAA! So true!

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Hahahahah nice one really...

the man would die first.

because the sick man would still expect the sick woman to take care of him.

and then we would have to kill him.

leslie:coollook:

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