Things that make you go "EEEWWW"

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Stevielynn's thread about the nursing home with the signs on the food carts brings up (oops, no pun intended:D ) something that happened at work yesterday that turned even MY cast-iron stomach. I was the PRN helping with admits, and as I was charting vitals on one new pt., this lady came running up to me holding a patient gown literally dripping with fresh emesis and hollering that her mother was throwing up, and would I come quickly?

I followed her to the patient's room (even after she refused to give me the gown so I could deposit it in the linen barrel and NOT have a trail of slightly used vegetable soup running down the hall) and found a very confused elderly woman sitting up in bed, naked, with vomit EVERYWHERE--all over the bed, on the floor, even in her hair. Worse yet, she was just about to start eating again, apparently having already forgotten being sick, and seemingly unaware of the fact that she'd baptized the tray along with everything else!!

Well, it was all I could do to hang onto my own supper, and I had no choice but to deal with it alone because even the aides were too busy with vitals on the fresh post-ops we'd just gotten. Half an hour later I emerged from the room, smelling ghastly and feeling somewhat under the weather, but by gosh that little lady was nice and clean and her daughter pleased as punch with the service. At least I got a thank-you out of it.....but I hope I don't have to deal with anything like that again any time soon.:eek:

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Don't bet on it......I'm only about 40# HEAVIER than I was when I started nursing school! Believe me, I'm sitting here eating a hearty snack while reading these posts, and am capable of consuming a full-course meal within 5 minutes of doing wound care on a pt. with a Stage IV decub (infected with staph, natch!). Doesn't mean I particularly ENJOY dealing with the odor and the guck, just that I CAN deal with it and still lead something of a normal life. Just don't get me started on dentures........

LOL

I heard that you get to the point where you can clean a bedpan with one hand while eating a candy bar with the other, and not think a thing of it! Wow! You all are tough! :)

By the way, what's a C-diff?

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

C-Diff is a form of bacteria?

Nastiest vomit i ever saw was a woman whose dinner had been spagetti before showing up at the ER. And she didn't chew it very well either.

Specializes in NICU, PICU, PCVICU and peds oncology.

C. diff... Clostridium difficile is an anaerobic bacterium that infects the GI tract and produces enormous volumes of the foulest smelling stool there is. It has been called pseudomembranous enterocolitis, so you may see that in print elsewhere. It's a nosocomial infection usually, caused by long-term or broad spectrum antibiotic treatment, and is often seen in otherwise healthy people who take clindamycin.

Thanks...sounds yummy.:imbar

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Well now i'm ready for a snack......

I look forward to nursing. After reading all these different threads, I can see that I will either be laughing or crying all the time. Something new every day. Sure isn't anything like a ho-hum boring office job, is it?

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I've found a lot more to laugh about than cry about in nursing, maybe because I have a warped sense of humor as it is, and nursing has only sharpened my wit. Only a nurse could find anything funny in knocking over a full urinal in the middle of the night. Only a nurse could get a kick out of the various bodily fluids/emissions/noises we encounter with such regularity. Nobody else "gets it", which is why many of us (myself included) spend so much time on this BB. Humor---the grittier, the better---unites us and makes kindred spirits of us all. Besides, some things are so awful that if we don't laugh, we'll cry.....and I, for one, prefer to laugh!

I'm with you...I'd rather laugh any day!

Well, I grew up in a "pull my finger" household, so I imagine I'll feel right at home! :chuckle

I can remember helping a fellow nurse change the bed linen early one morning of an elderly gentleman. The man had been incontinent and left little 'bunny turds' in the bed. For the rest of the morning, my friend kept complaining that the "poop smell was stuck in her nose", she smelled it all day long. When we went to the cafeteria for lunch and she reached into her jacket pocket for her money, you can only guess what she found! We have not let her live the "poop-ball incident" down yet!

Specializes in NICU.

Baby poop doesn't usually smell very bad, but it can really travel. Babes in isolettes can squirt all the way to the end, when you are changing a diaper, and it keeps on coming. Wipe...squirt...wipe...squirt. One time a nurse changing a diaper on a big newborn was very surprised when the baby shot poop all the way over the end of the bassinet to the floor. Thats why I never stand at the end of a bassinet to change a diaper. And if you don't get pooped on, they'll pee on you or throw up on you.

Ear Lavage and retrieving large chunks of ear wax from an old person's ear has always and still does make me want to puke. That is the only thing that will do it. I can deal with dentures (a firend of mine can't), vomit, C-Diff stool, etc, but ear wax is eeeewwwwwwwww!

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