Things that make you go "EEEWWW"

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Stevielynn's thread about the nursing home with the signs on the food carts brings up (oops, no pun intended:D ) something that happened at work yesterday that turned even MY cast-iron stomach. I was the PRN helping with admits, and as I was charting vitals on one new pt., this lady came running up to me holding a patient gown literally dripping with fresh emesis and hollering that her mother was throwing up, and would I come quickly?

I followed her to the patient's room (even after she refused to give me the gown so I could deposit it in the linen barrel and NOT have a trail of slightly used vegetable soup running down the hall) and found a very confused elderly woman sitting up in bed, naked, with vomit EVERYWHERE--all over the bed, on the floor, even in her hair. Worse yet, she was just about to start eating again, apparently having already forgotten being sick, and seemingly unaware of the fact that she'd baptized the tray along with everything else!!

Well, it was all I could do to hang onto my own supper, and I had no choice but to deal with it alone because even the aides were too busy with vitals on the fresh post-ops we'd just gotten. Half an hour later I emerged from the room, smelling ghastly and feeling somewhat under the weather, but by gosh that little lady was nice and clean and her daughter pleased as punch with the service. At least I got a thank-you out of it.....but I hope I don't have to deal with anything like that again any time soon.:eek:

Rest assured...if it comes from a nurse and THEY think its gross...stay away if your easily upset:eek:

Specializes in Trauma,ER,CCU/OHU/Nsg Ed/Nsg Research.
Originally posted by nekhismom

Maybe this isn't so gross to you all, but I remember my first med/surg clinical where I had to collect a stool specimen. Not so bad, right? Well, i prepared myself with a small bottle of air freshener and my nice denture cup (which this hospital used to collect specimens) and entered the bathroom. I swear, even my infant son's diarrhea never smelled that bad!! I change diapers all day every day, and NO SMELL I have ever smelled can compare to this! I nearly puked about a thousand times trying to collect a specimen of diarrhea using a tongue blade to scoop it into the denture cup. UGH!!!

That HAD to be C-Diff. One of my all time gross-outs.
Specializes in Trauma,ER,CCU/OHU/Nsg Ed/Nsg Research.
Originally posted by peggysue

Hmmmm...maybe I will lose weight once I start clinicals...:rotfl:

I don't know about that. Apparently we're all "Large and in charge." :D :chuckle

My first semester of nursing school...we had to go to the SNF about 7:00 am. On my way to my patients room I could smell a nasty BM halfway down the hall...LUCKY ME...when I got to my pt. room the smell got stronger. I walked in her room and she was covered in BM..She was given Colace at night and on at least 2 other laxative/Stool softener meds...She was 96 and forgetful...had to constantly reorient and remind her of call bell...

She had cr*@p everywhere....under her long fingernails, on her face, in her hair, on her bedside table because she was trying to use tissues to clean herself up...but just made it worse. The brief she was wearing looked like she had gone to the bathroom at least 3 times over the night. ..Her sheets and bed were covered. I felt bad for her roommate as well as her....It took a lot for me not to gag while cleaning her up....but I did it with a smile...a fake one...but nevertheless...a smile.

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

C. diff......now THAT is a memorably odoriferous emanation. Then again, I think human excrement that has been "enhanced" with the use of bisacodyl suppositories is pretty nasty, too. When I was fresh out of nursing school I worked with an aide who totally refused to clean up after residents who'd had what she called "bisa poop".......at first I thought she was just lazy, but one night when I pulled rank on her to force her to help me with one, the resulting performance convinced me NOT to make her do that anymore. Between the awful aroma of the stool and seeing/hearing this girl pawing at her throat and making these horrid retching sounds, I thought my own dinner was going to bolt out the emergency exit. BLEEEEAAAH!

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

We had a C-Diff pt. last night, the smell was so bad i was hosing down the carpet in the hall with the enzyme-based odor-eater. And of COURSE she wants the DOOR OPEN!

Another thing i just thought of that grosses me out is poor dental hygiege from laziness. I mean the ppl that are quite able to brush their teeth and NEVER do, then have that breath that is just gawd-awful.

Had a pt. with this problem, his breath smelled like s**t (not poop, S**T, there's a difference). Emptying his colostomy bag was a challenge, because it had to be emptied frequently and along with the fact that the contents aren't anyone's favorite thing to handle, it smelled like his breath x 20. I had to hold my breath the entire time, it was just AWFUL.

This guy was oriented and competent, was in for 2 months, and refused any dental care EVERYDAY. How his wife stood that breath i have no idea, i mean the whole room reeked.

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Anytime we have C-Diff or GI bleeds, i don't eat.

Only time i really lost my cookies was the time we had the trach pt. producine fluorescent green mucous, he coughed and the mucous shot out of the trach, and slapped against the wall and ran down to the floor. I'd say it was almost a whole cup of stuff. That was the night i was "christened", or found something that truly made me vomit. Our floor has a way of recognizing it, you get a 30 minute break to lie down, ginger ale, and the charge nurse says "congratulations". Despite the fact i didn't start back on solid food till a good 24 hours later, i felt honored :D

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

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When I worked in a residential home for the elderly one old lady coughed up a nice green bogie, nice and thick, then spat it out into a nice clean breakfast bowl yuck! She was the same one that pooed in the bed with diarrhoea, covered in it from head to foot. One old man used to wipe his bum with a flannel, then hang the pooey ones over the radiator to dry and spread the smell round the room... needless to say I now work in paeds where they don't do quite so much poo!!!!

Specializes in Gen Surg, Peds, family med, geriatrics.
Originally posted by JudyG

Has anybody encountered a pt on leech therapy? For me that was one step worse than a real bad GI bleed! I was still in nursing school at the time too.

I did that!! That was soooo COOL!!! None of the other nurses on the floor wanted to be anywhere near it and the docs gave up trying to get the leeches to latch on to the poor man's finger. So my friend and I got to work on him. We took turns trying to get the leech to latch but it never did. Too bad, it would have been neat to see and would probably have saved his finger.

Specializes in Gen Surg, Peds, family med, geriatrics.

Okay, my turn. Like most of you vomit does me in. I once had to deal with a semi-conscious woman vomiting black beans and rice all over the place. If that wasn't bad enough, I was about 10 weeks pregnant with a very twitchy stomach. I just about dry-heaved my toes up!

Then there was the time when I was a student and I found myself holding a kidney basin while an old woman vomited. Much to my horror I realized that she wore dentures, do I told her to take them and put them in the denture cup. She took them out and put them in the kidney basin instead! annoyed.gif I nearly died!

Then of course there's my most recent "killer lugie" story.

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Have I ever told you that I really love nursing?

Laura

Originally posted by laurasc

Then of course there's my most recent "killer lugie" story.

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Have I ever told you that I really love nursing?

Laura

Oh, crap...what in the world am I getting myself into? :eek:

LOL :roll

I'm gonna be one skinny nurse someday! :chuckle

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