Allnurses Hospital - page 3

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   Nov 13, '07

   Occupation: R.N. Joined: May '07; Posts: 3,228; Likes: 3,680

   Quote from kellykul

   I do think by the ER sign they need a definition of what constitutes an emergency.

   And what doesn't.
   
   Ya know how they used to make you wash dishes if you couldn't pay your restaurant bill? Maybe something along those lines... come in for something stupid, and get handed a mop.
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   Nov 13, '07

   Occupation: R.N. Joined: May '07; Posts: 3,228; Likes: 3,680

   Quote from ERRNTraveler

   And for those who still don't get it & darken my door with their earache, we'll have the trapdoor!

   On one of my assignments, I developed an ear infection with wicked vertigo and N/V. I called our insurance carrier as there were no urgent cares in the vicinity and I was unable to get into a regular doc, and was told I had to go to the ER.
   
   Ugh.
   
   I spent the entire time there apologizing to everyone I encountered. (I should have grabbed a mop LOL)
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   Nov 13, '07

   Occupation: RN - staff nurse in "the trenches" Specialty: 3 year(s) of experience in Med/Surg; Psych; Tele ; Joined: Aug '04; Posts: 397; Likes: 264

   ALLNURSES HOSPITAL...home of the happiest patients and nurses on earth!
   
   Sign me up NOW!!
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   Nov 13, '07

   Occupation: Speech Pathologist Joined: Jul '03; Posts: 21; Likes: 3

   Can i be your speech therapist? i'd love working for all nurses right now i report to a nurse that i REALLY respect and like...
   i could probably recruit your whole rehab department
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   Nov 13, '07

   Joined: Aug '06; Posts: 630; Likes: 93

   I just started NS, but save me a spot before they all fill up! This thread is hillarious.....but seriously....what if........
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   Nov 13, '07

   Occupation: RN Specialty: * Cardiology * Oncology * Medsurge RN ; Joined: Dec '06; Posts: 1,220; Likes: 855

   allnurses hospital, where there's an md on every floor 24 seven to be there for every code and every crashing pt crisis! where you don't spend half of your shift calling the doctor's exchange. page after page after page after page...****d...the patient coded! oh please, don't make me define ****d!
   
   and can we have showers, lockers and lounge. and please don't place the bathroom between the hall and where i eat ...at dinner i don't like smelling everyone's post meal!
   
   [banana]
   

   Quote from emmanuel goldstein

   i spent the entire time there apologizing to everyone i encountered. (i should have grabbed a mop lol)

   [/banana]
   

   that's just too funny! self deprecating humor's the bomb!

   Last edit by CaLLaCoDe on Nov 13, '07
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   Nov 13, '07

   Occupation: Staff Nurse Specialty: SICU, EMS, Home Health, School Nursing ; Joined: Mar '05; Posts: 578; Likes: 251

   The nurses at my hospital were joking the other day that we should play song clips instead of calling "code blue" overhead. They have started playing a clip of a lullaby when a baby is born, so the nurses decided we should play a clip of "another one bites the dust" when there is a code.
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   Nov 14, '07

   Occupation: STNA Specialty: long term care, alzheimer's, ltc rehab ; From: OH, US ; Joined: Nov '07; Posts: 94; Likes: 193

   Oooooh I love this idea! Do you need a nursing assistant? I'm very adaptable and I'll work any floor and any shift you need me.
   
   FYI: At one of the hospitals in my area, they actually have it to where a chime sounds whenever a baby is born. I had never heard of that before and i thought it was wonderful. Also, could we have a soda machine on each floor that we could operate with our ID badge so we don't have to dig for change?[banana]DO THE DEW![/banana]
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   Nov 14, '07

   Joined: Nov '07; Posts: 3

   yes idont thinksdo

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