Funny Nursing Dreams

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moz

moz

122 Posts

I have dreams about work fairly frequently. Most recently I had a good night at work ending badly with the OBGYN being furious at me for her missing a delivery (it took her 14 min to get there)...anyway, I dreamt that I got off work, went to the store and she was there pushing carts. I didn't even feel bad for her, just thought "hmm, must be losing patients and has to take a second job" then proceded with shopping. It was a good dream :D

franciscangypsy

franciscangypsy

Specializes in ICU, MedSurg, Medical Telemetry. Has 10 years experience. 187 Posts

I know I've had nursing dreams. But none of them are currently coming to mind right now!

I do know that I've fallen asleep in mid-sentence with my Mom about a story we're writing together and then have startled awake really disoriented and muttering something about IV drips. Ah, the fun of switching from days to nights!

pugmomrn

pugmomrn

Specializes in LDRP/Nursery/Peds/Gyn, school nursing. Has 17 years experience. 90 Posts

Had a dream that we had a c-section right in the middle of my grandma's dining room table. The doctor walked in the front door, scrubbed and ready!

Also have had those horrifying dreams that I forgot about a patient through my whole shift.:bugeyes:

readytoroll

readytoroll

145 Posts

I had a dream last night that State showed up at work. They were all dementors. Time to stop watching Harry Potter?

CNA2day

CNA2day

197 Posts

I had a dream that one of the reisdents was in my house. I had to find a way for her to stay at my house. This lady is mentally retarded and is often screaming or rolling around on the floor striping. It was very stressful keeping her at my house! LOL

I have had many dreams of the never ending callight! Those are the ones that you wake up exhausted.

When I started my job I think I freamed everynight about work!

sasha2lady

sasha2lady

Specializes in LTC. 520 Posts

When I was an aide I worked with an awesome nurse and luckily I still work with her but I dreamed that she and another nurse were putting a metal peg tube in me. It was one of those dreams that felt lime it was really happening and I kept telling her I could eat and not to put it in. We still laugh about it. Last week I took 2 days off and dreamed that my med cart was full of navy blue lancets and no meds. My next day at work that was the first thing I checked lol .

CNA2day

CNA2day

197 Posts

The other night I had a dream that one of the residents was in my vehicle naked. We were on our way to a stock show or something and I could not keep clothes on her. By the end of the drive I was covered in BM and was fighting with the other person in the car about stopping at the house to change my clothes and get some clothes on my naked friend before going to the stock show! LOL

I always dream about this lady!

bebe2010

bebe2010

Specializes in LTC, drug and alcohol rehab. 37 Posts

My first week as a nurse i would work in my sleep(dreaming about working) i would wake up more exausted than when i went to sleep. The dream i remember the most is that i kept getting the wrong medications for pts. from the pharmacy.:uhoh3:

Hahahaha great - and frightening - posts, everyone :lol2:

My worst one was when I dreamt I was on my very very last final away from passing nursing school. I was freaking out studying and... I. Slept. Through. The. Final. I was so jolted from it, I woke up panicking and started running to the PC so I could apologize and beg my instructor and dean to let me take the exam! Hahahahaha.. not so funny then but it is now =p

sethmctenn

sethmctenn

Specializes in Holistic and Aesthetic Medicine. 214 Posts

I dreamed that I was pulling an NG tube and it just kept going and going like the magicians scarf trick. The patient was gagging and I was pulling as fast as I could. The tube was coiling on the floor like a snake.

Elvish, BSN, DNP, RN, NP

Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery. 17 Articles; 5,259 Posts

My first week as a nurse i would work in my sleep(dreaming about working) i would wake up more exausted than when i went to sleep. The dream i remember the most is that i kept getting the wrong medications for pts. from the pharmacy.:uhoh3:

Oh, I am glad I'm not the only one who dreams about work then wakes up exhausted. What I especially hate is coming off one shift, sleeping (and dreaming about work), then having to go right back in for another. Really? 36 hours of thinking about work is enough!

pca_85

pca_85

Specializes in Mostly geri :). Has 8 years experience. 424 Posts

This is how you know I'm having a long week at school: We're in anatomy class, the lady who sits next to me and is sweet but asks loads of questions.......asks a question......then grows five heads, all of which start asking questions.

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