Funny Names

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What are some of the funniest names that you guys and gals have seen at work? I'll start

Twins : Roderrick and Roderricka,

Twins : Autumn and Fall

Girl : Asshole (A-sole-lee)

P.s. This thread is just for fun.....

Specializes in Neonatal ICU (Cardiothoracic).

How about Di'Etpepsi Va'Nilah??

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Specializes in Level III NICU.

:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle

Thanks for the laughs guys! I needed them after a crappy day at work.

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Specializes in NICU.
How about Di'Etpepsi Va'Nilah??

Niiiice...:D

Good work with the apostrophes. You know, of course, from now on that name is going to be as common as lemonjello ;).

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Specializes in MedSurg-1yr, MotherBaby-6yrs NICU 4/07.

Dynasty spelled Di"Nasti. We joked and said that "d nasty" is how you get pregnant to start with!

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Specializes in Ob/Gyn - NICU.

Twins Keflex( yes, that Keflex) and Kennan( Kenan and Kel, remember?)

And...

Shiste Fany ( as in Stephanie)

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Specializes in Neonatal ICU (Cardiothoracic).

Snicker, snicker...... fanny.....snort

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Specializes in NICU.

I cannot believe I forgot this one! In my defense, I haven't seen this person in at least five years, but...

One of my oldest friends named his son [unusual but not particularly egregious first name] Luckyedenmoonstardance [three, yes, THREE more normal-ish middle names] [lastname]

Luckyedenmoonstardance. All one word.

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Specializes in Home Care, Hospice, OB.

hope the poor kid just answers to "luke"..;)

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Specializes in NICU.

It's still beaten out by my longtime favorite, and yes, I do know this person and both his parents very well: Howdy Do-Good Tomahawk Truckstop. Hippies used to have babies on the schoolbuses they traveled in, and this young fellow was born at the Tomahawk Truckstop. No idea about the first bit.

And the second he turned 18, he changed it to something totally normal. As you do.

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

My dh is Mexican. I wanted to name our son something really, truly uniquely Mexican, not your garden-variety José or Guadalupe that you can find just about anywhere.

I wanted to name our son Cuauhtémoc. Very Mexican, actually Aztec in origin. We coulda called him Timmy or something. So I suggested it.....and dh threatened me with raising ds a single mom.

So we named him after dh - and dh's name is a common, run of the mill Hispanic name. :D

Now that I think about it, I'm glad dh won - Cuauhtemoc's story is a sad one!

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Specializes in NICU.

Nh'Jour - pronounced: nah jour (as in soup de jour!!!)

Mind you... Mom's name was Nevaeh so something like "Nh"Jour" should have been expected!

This thread should be a sticky or something...!!!)

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Specializes in NICU.

We've had our fair share of Justice for boys. I even know a girl named Justice.

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