What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

[brillohead, ADN, RN]

Not breaking HIPAA here, b/c I didn't care for these children. These are all actual babies who were actually named these, as published (with parental permission) on my local hospitals' nursery websites a few years ago.

This is a compilation of unusual names I gathered from less than six months' worth of births, too, and only from two local hospitals. Also, there are no last names here, so when you see a really long name, keep in mind that you need to add "Smith" or "Jones" or "Johnson" or "Washington" or "Frederickson" or some other last name to fill it out. Some of these kids probably spent most of kindergarten, first, and second grades just trying to memorize how to write their own names!

Also, where it says "baby boy" or "baby girl" at the beginning, that is not part of their name -- that is just my own notation that I started making as I compiled the list, since it's not always evident from the name whether the child is male or female.

Without further ado:

Roman Mitchell Exquirer Joe

Azareyuh Deij'UniQue-MyriKole

Car'Mareah Kanice

Tae'sean Sabian-Dominique

Dontrell Keegan Marquaan

Xavier DeSean-Shamar

T'Kayza Maurisha Teressa

Te'nieyia Y'vonne

Tre'Ahnna Mary Jo

Quintavion Anthony

Za'Lavion Damoni

baby girl Ka'Nia Miniece Luretha Renee

baby girl NeVaeh Lin-Jean

baby girl CiQuoya Nevaeh-Cecita

baby girl Na'Taya Danese

baby girl Ti'atti Macole Darlene

baby girl La'Kaiah Unique

baby girl Xaydriana Katharyn Christine Marie

baby girl Ty'Nasia La'Nessa

baby girl Aaleyiah LeeAnne

baby girl Phytyn Nyquole

baby boy Noe' Angel

baby boy Anthony Antonio Lamar Jr

baby boy D'Eireus DaKareeyon

baby boy Dorian Sheraud

baby boy Kashmere Achilles

baby boy Cillian Lex

baby boy Truman Radford Jonathan

baby boy Key'Shawn Cantrell

baby boy Sin-Zcere Te'Rique Mondrail

[__patiently_waiting]

Two girls from my hometown are named "Chandelier" and "Whispur". Yep. That's their government name. Lol.

[Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN]

Jailyn (I get that it was supposed to be a version of "Jaylyn" but who wants a daughter with "Jail" in her name?)

My friends have a baby whose legal first name is "Rocky"

My favorite celebrity baby name is John Mellencamp's son "Speck Wildhorse"

Bam Bam. Yes, Bam Bam. No words.

I know of sisters named "Princess" and "Precious."

[jenvankempen]

Baby named Shithead. Pronounced chi-theed.

[pixiestudent2]

Carmah. A weird way of spelling karma. As if karma isn't a terrible name in its own right.

[SaoirseRN]

North Bear.

[pixiestudent2]

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Noooooooo! Can't be. Poor kid!

Honestly I don't believe anyone is named ***, la-a, lemonjello, orangejello, female, abcde. Let's not post the same urban legends over and over again like the other thread.

[jenvankempen]

Yes those are names of urban legends and had I not seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it. It was recent immigrants and their spelling may have been off because of that. But thank you for questioning my post.

[sharpeimom]

Our neighbor's grandsons are named Cooper, Goodrich, and Michelin. So help me! I can't wait until they start going to school. Cooper and Goodrich are family names, but Michelin??

[xoemmylouox, ASN, RN]

I have too many to list, but one of my favs was diarrea ( yes diarrhea minus the h) it was pronounced D-R-E-UH. Oh yes and cymphony and sincere for a boy..

[whitsinn]

I've seen the name The-ia, pronounced Tha DASH ia. What are parents thinking?

[loriangel14, RN]

I have a friend that teaches Grade 8. She had a student named Bunny Delight. And she was a ditzy blonde. How nice. They gave her a stage name.