Fastest, cheapest program that will allow the lowest GPA

Let's talk. You don't have time or money. Your GPA sucks. But, you've found your passion - NURSING! Nurses Announcements Archive Article

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Dear Soon to be Applicant to Nursing School,

So here you are on allnurses, looking for the best option for you. After all, you're a kind and caring person. You're good looking, and gosh darn it, people like you. You want this. You're committed to it.

How committed to it are you? Let's look at this, point by point.

You want....

Cheap

You can't afford this. For whatever reason, you can't get much in aid or loans, and you don't make much money. So you're looking for cheap.

Here's the deal - everyone wants cheap, and that means more competition. Also, cheap may decrease value. Does the cheapest option have a decent reputation? Or does the cheapest option terrify HR departments everywhere? Unless Dr. Kervorkian is getting out anytime soon (hmmm.... Maybe he is already out? Anyone know?) cheaper may be a terrible idea. Research. Don't just sign the dotted line.

Fast!

You can't walk away from life for years. You have responsibilities. You also can't fathom spending years in school.

Dude. Step back for a second. Let's say you've had an embarrassing accident involving a skyscraper, a rusty nail and a poorly placed eyelid. You go to the ER and you get the dynamic duo!!!!! The MD and RN both landed the fastest programs they could find just to get licensed and come care for YOU!!!!

Wonder twin powers! ACTIVATE!!!!!

Wait ...

Do you want a nurse who did a 3-4 year educational process in 10 months? Would you want a doc who crammed 8 years of school into 2, and 4 years of residency into 10 months? Maybe it feels okay to get your educational as quickly as possible, but would you want to be cared for by the nurse who picked the fastest program possible?

(The answer to that is "no". You do not want that nurse or that doctor. I took the longest possible option for my degree and I won't even start to admit how much (little???) I was actually able to remember from it two weeks after graduation. Faster means less time to actually lean LIFE SAVING INFORMATION.)

Low GPA!!!

Look, I'll be the first to say you probably don't need an amazing grade in world history to be a good nurse. It's nice to be smart, knowledgeable, and all that fun stuff, but not all of it is vital.

But....... A lot of it is, in ways you haven't figured out yet. Additionally, programs use your GPA as a prediction of how you will commit yourself and subsequently perform at their program. Their accreditation actually is weighed in part by their students' successes.

Maybe you don't test well, maybe you never applied yourself because you didn't know what you wanted to do when you grew up. (God knows I didn't.) Even if the truth is that you don't need straight As to be successful in nursing school, those who have them will be accepted first. You HAVE to accept that. You'll find programs that will have a cohort whose average is lower than 3.5 sometimes, but to look for it and expect to find it is not necessarily realistic.

Another thing to consider with this, though, is, again, reputation of your school. Is your school known for accepting low GPAs? You might not be very valued as an applicant with that school's name on your degree. Go retake those classes. Get better grades.

If you are a person who genuinely struggles with school, take advantage of campus resources. But even before that, go talk to nurses. Talk to nurses who will be honest with you, and bring your thick skin. The sad truth is that some people, no matter how badly they want it, aren't meant for nursing. The good news is there are other avenues in healthcare that don't require the same education or skill set. Research!

Online!!!!!!

Okay, really?

No, REALLY?!

How are you going to learn patient care without caring for patients? Look, even after a nursing program, you're going to be awful at doing everything, but at least you've had basic instruction, face to face, on actual PEOPLE. Nursing school, at the LPN or RN level, cannot be done online. Stop looking.

I offer my support as you get started on this journey. There may be times when my answers aren't sweet and loving. Nursing school will teach you that direct and clear communication (as off-putting as it may be) is required sometimes. I will, however, promise to be honest. I promise to be thorough. I promise I will try to always be patient. I will take responsibility when I misjudge or misspeak. And I will always expect the same of you.

Congratulations on embarking on this tumultuous journey, and remember to always keep your expectations realistic.

ixchel said:
Stop bullying me.

She can't help it. It's The Rule of NETY that must be adhered to. ?

ixchel said:
Ohhhhhh!!!!! I want to play a game of "What happened to the poster?"

I'm going to guess a dingo ate her baby!

HA!

I wish I knew you in real life....pretty sure I'd laugh my pants off all day long.

"What Happened" Game!

My guess is Bugs Bunny tossed a Black Spot in front of her and she stepped in... POOF!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

So, here's some reeeaaallllyyy cheap tuition: If you can figure out how to time travel back-erds, set the dial for 1939!

Yes, that's right, a mere 76 years ago, at the West Virginia University, tuition was $50 per year!

ixchel said:
Unless Dr. Kervorkian is getting out anytime soon (hmmm.... Maybe he is already out? Anyone know?)

Dr. Jack Kevorkian? Last time I checked, he's still dead! :p

Although this might be a rather unpopular stance, I actually agree with Dr. Kevorkian's ideology and methods. Completely going off topic for some reason!

So far, my grade-point average is doing rather well with the exception being that I've only taken one prerequisite (took a two-year hiatus after high school for a little self-reflection and traveling). I'm not too worried about the cost of the nursing program I'm interested in, either. I probably should be, but I guess because I still have a year or two of prerequisites to go, I can't fully fathom the concept of going into nursing school just yet.

The only concern I'm trying to address at the moment would be, besides summer semester starting in two weeks, the possibility of becoming a CNA. I work in an unrelated field at the moment, so I'm trying to shop around a few CNA programs that would work around my school schedule (along with building up the idea of possibly leaving the safety net of my unrelated job to pursue a CNA certification)!

Although your post doesn't directly apply to me just yet, I have found it overall useful and humorous!

ixchel said:
Stop bullying me.

I just fangirled

And I know I'm some weird unknown, but just wanted to say that I really look up to you ladies and gents here, as long as I don't get eaten alive!

Seibukan said:
Dr. Jack Kevorkian? Last time I checked, he's still dead! :p

Although this might be a rather unpopular stance, I actually agree with Dr. Kevorkian's ideology and methods. Completely going off topic for some reason!

!

My growth and development class ended up rabbit-trailing to this topic last semester, and by the end of the discussion I was wavering on my original stance of thinking he was a horrible doctor.

ixchel said:
Stop bullying me.

You owe me for the screen, the keyboard, and the rib-wrap. I think I cracked a couple from :).

Specializes in critical care.
Seibukan said:
Dr. Jack Kevorkian? Last time I checked, he's still dead! :p

Although this might be a rather unpopular stance, I actually agree with Dr. Kevorkian's ideology and methods. Completely going off topic for some reason!

Let me guess - suicide? I kid, I kid. (Poorly, at that. 😊) I am a believer in his work as well. We recently had a very interesting debate on this topic if you're interested in reading other ideas on it. Look up "assisted suicide mercy or murder" on AN.

I am genuinely glad that this thread was able to help!

Jeez, I gotta slide over to this forum more often. I thought I was having too much fun in the student fora ... hah! Keep this up and I'll hardly have any bubbles to burst over there anymore.

Specializes in Nursing Professional Development.
RNsRWe said:
Because it's (now) their passion. NOW it's what they've always wanted to do. Really.

Yeah ... that "it's what I always wanted" and "passion" stuff that gets to me. If it really always has been a passion for them, why did they not pursue something in health care to begin with? Why did they fail their science classes the first time? Why did they never do any volunteering? etc. I don't trust the suddenly discovered passions. I only trust the passions that have withstood the test of time.

Most of their "passions" will fade when confronted with the realities of actually working as a nurse. What they really have is an "infatuation."

Purple_roses said:
My growth and development class ended up rabbit-trailing to this topic last semester, and by the end of the discussion I was wavering on my original stance of thinking he was a horrible doctor.

I haven't had the chance to discuss the topic in college just yet. I've registered for a course in public speaking for the fall term, so I might be able to gauge some discussion of it around that time. I was always fascinated with death, as morbid as that sounds, and somehow stumbled across on of Kevorkian's proclaimed "death machine" while looking through the Internet. Research led on to more research, and that was how my knowledge of him went from the media's standpoint of "Dr. Death" and all the supposed negatives brought about with that, to understanding his mindset and how he went about euthanasia in general. Of course, my social network of friends and acquaintances do not involve themselves with this kind of research (or any research in general I do not think, LOL), so pardon me for typing away about the subject - it's mostly just bottled-up enthusiasm.

ixchel said:
Let me guess - suicide? I kid, I kid. (Poorly, at that.) I am a believer in his work as well. We recently had a very interesting debate on this topic if you're interested in reading other ideas on it. Look up "assisted suicide mercy or murder" on AN.

I am genuinely glad that this thread was able to help!

I might have stumbled across it before! I know I've read a lot of topics on this site regarding assisted suicide and active euthanasia, but I'll double-check. I'll seriously spend hours reading the topics to see what other people think, especially for the ones that take a stance differently than myself. I guess it helps either reaffirm my own stance, or shapes it into something else.

To be honest, the idea of assisted suicide has always seemed a bit limited. On one hand, it definitely helps those who are terminally ill to seek some form of escape that is pain-free; on the other, my mind narrows on the individuals that may otherwise be unable to make such a decision due to their illness or some other form of handicap. It gives me a migraine to think of all the possible catch-22 scenarios that play out regarding assisted suicide and active euthanasia in general, but hopefully I'll learn more about that as I break into the health care field along with further research.

I'm completely derailing your original topic about nursing programs and such with this, sorry about that! Haha.