FARAWYN, School Nurse to the rescue!

I was going to give Saltines, and send him back to class.

You're such a Meathead.

All in the Family was one of my favorites; especially when Archie only called his son in law Meathead.

If Nurse Dill can't handle it, is she in a pickle?

If Nurse Dill can't handle it, is she in a pickle?

Yep!!!!!!Chop it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're such a Meathead.

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Had a crusty old custodian whose cure for head lice was: Pour some kerosine on the head, light it on fire, then when the lice run for their lives, you stab em with an ice pick.

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All in the Family was one of my favorites; especially when Archie only called his son in law Meathead.

You know, OldDude, when someone posts something that I want to have fun with, I let my mind go wherever it will take me.

Your post took me to my oldest drawing journal dated 1977:

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I'd like to show you all all how to edit and post an image.

For example, the OldDude copied an entire post

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and probably wanted to respond to only this portion of the image:

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Ice Pack, STAT! Reassess when cooler hands prevail.

The image can be edited by going to the Paint program:

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First, save the image you want to edit to one of your files. For example, the image the OldDude copied was named "farawyn rescue".

Next, go to the Paint program.

The Paint program is usually shown on your desktop as an icon like this:

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If the icon is not on your desktop, put "Paint" into your computer's search and it should pop up. Move the icon to your desktop and click on it to open the program.

Go to "Paste" on the toolbar, click on it and it will show a drop down. Click on the "paste from" and it will show different files on your computer. Go to the file where "farawyn rescue" was saved and click on it. The image will appear on the Paint program screen:

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Next, got the "Select" on the toolbar. Click on it and another drop down will appear. Choose the top choice "Rectangular section" and click the rectangular section over the portion of the image you wish to copy. For example, I clicked the rectangular section over the "What will Farawyn do next" portion of the image.

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Then go to the "File" on the toolbar, click on it, and choose "save as". This will bring up the files on your computer. Name the new file or just keep it as "farawyn rescue" and save it.

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Now all you need to post the image is to go to the "insert image" on the allnurses posting screen, click on it, choose "choose file", find "farawyn rescue" and upload the image, add your text, and you're all done!

Wasn't that easy, boys and girls?!

If you have any questions, I'll be most happy to answer them!

Now, in the next post, I'm going to show you how to define pi!

Now, in the next post, I'm going to show you how to define pi!

Gee, I'm sorry.

This is all I could find:

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I say she brings out the "good soap"

Sure. Encourage him.

I had a rather busy weekend at work, so all my synapses aren't firing, and the only cartoons that I could come up with weren't what you'd call "appropriate".

So, I need to ask, what is "the good soap"?

oh, c'mon Davey - the GOOOOOD soap - the stuff we have to don our class A hazmat suits and when we spray people come in and say "EWWWWW!! It smells like a nurse's office in here!!" (well what should it smell like in here? a Cinnabon?)

OMG I am dying here!!!