Ever get the urge to release a horde of flying monkeys?

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yeah....me too.

without exhausting details: my week has sucked (i am well aware it is only tuesday, however i've got thirty four tedium and drama flooded hours under my belt already.) i am consumed with the urge to harm wayward cephalopods, engage in a ballet riddled knife fight a la west side story, or set free my resident pack of velociraptors.

so what is a flailing, irritable lactose food product smothered tuber to do?

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/coo...195100068.html

this. video seconds 29 - 51. glorious. splendid.

and suddenly, alone, pouting, grumpier than a freshly shaven (shorn?) grizzly bear, i find myself smiling back at the screen.

what does this have to do with nursing?

i'm a nurse.

i'm having a moment of rawr.

nuff said.

got a great video? got a joke? got something that makes you inadvertently lavage your sinuses with soda?

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save the cephalopods.

Specializes in Sleep medicine,Floor nursing, OR, Trauma.

Re: Flare:

Should a massage be out of the question, I highly recommend seeing the movie The Avengers. It's pretty much 2.5 hours of unadulterated oiled muscles and tight leather pants (both male and female). AKA: family friendly Media. Quite good.

Re: ShantheRN

"He says if I ever start popping my neck and speaking about myself in third person, he's calling a staff emergency."

Love it. Love all you lovely people. In the words of some half-starved but strangely upbeat lil' British boy named Oliver, "Please, sir, may I have some more?"

Sent via my droid....aka tool of Satan. So yeah...as much as I would love to take complete ownership of all typos and such, the devil made me do it.

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Specializes in Hospice / Ambulatory Clinic.

This one gets me in the giggles everytime and I can't figure out why but it does.

Owner of a lonely horse.

"Oh I think he coming back... No he's not coming back"

"Are you ok?"

"I broke my leg"

"Did anyone hear what she said?"

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

this is how last week ended for me, and knowing that summer is here and i believe i would act just like the person in the video did...just saying:cool:

[video=youtube_share;gcphwffjcj8]http://youtu.be/gcphwffjcj8

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Neuro, Respiratory.

May I borrow your pack of Velociraptors?

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Specializes in CICU.

I really really want a trunk monkey. My new Focus came with everything but that.

Certain colleagues would have been in heap-big trouble last night.

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

My staff had better mind their P's and Q's. I've got flying monkeys and I'm NOT afraid to use them!!!:redlight:

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

trunk monkey compilation - youtube

i really really want a trunk monkey. my new focus came with everything but that.

certain colleagues would have been in heap-big trouble last night.

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Specializes in Pediatric Hem/Onc.

I needed a horde of flying monkeys, a couple truck monkeys, and possibly Chuck Norris to cope with last night :madface: You know it's gonna be a great night when the day charge nurse come scampering up to you as soon as she sees you and chirps "Okay, so your assignment really isn't *that* bad..." and proceeds to explain it. Riiiiight.

So after I clocked out at 0845, got McDonald's breakfast (don't judge, I promised myself I'd get some at like 0100, when I realized there was no hope of ever catching up on my charting!), and kicked my shoes off....I watched this:

and Family Guy - My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. - YouTube

It never fails me. They're so ridiculous I can't help but crack up. I have the first one bookmarked lol Now I'm gonna try to sleep and hope tonight works out better. Ugh.

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Specializes in Cardiology and ER Nursing.

I want to release the Wheelers from the movie Return to Oz

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Specializes in CICU.

and Family Guy - My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. - YouTube

It never fails me. They're so ridiculous I can't help but crack up. I have the first one bookmarked lol Now I'm gonna try to sleep and hope tonight works out better. Ugh.

Oh man! I forgot how much I liked the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!

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Specializes in School Nursing.
I want to release the Wheelers from the movie Return to Oz

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For some reason those things just creep the bejeebers out of me.

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Specializes in LTC and School Health.

This video makes me laugh every time. Chad dancing to "girls just wanna have fun"

Some times I feel like doing this at work....

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