without exhausting details: my week has sucked (i am well aware it is only tuesday, however i've got thirty four tedium and drama flooded hours under my belt already.) i am consumed with the urge to harm wayward cephalopods, engage in a ballet riddled knife fight a la west side story, or set free my resident pack of velociraptors.
so what is a flailing, irritable lactose food product smothered tuber to do?
Specializes in Sleep medicine,Floor nursing, OR, Trauma.
Re: Flare:
Should a massage be out of the question, I highly recommend seeing the movie The Avengers. It's pretty much 2.5 hours of unadulterated oiled muscles and tight leather pants (both male and female). AKA: family friendly Media. Quite good.
Re: ShantheRN
"He says if I ever start popping my neck and speaking about myself in third person, he's calling a staff emergency."
Love it. Love all you lovely people. In the words of some half-starved but strangely upbeat lil' British boy named Oliver, "Please, sir, may I have some more?"
Sent via my droid....aka tool of Satan. So yeah...as much as I would love to take complete ownership of all typos and such, the devil made me do it.
Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.
this is how last week ended for me, and knowing that summer is here and i believe i would act just like the person in the video did...just saying:cool:
I needed a horde of flying monkeys, a couple truck monkeys, and possibly Chuck Norris to cope with last night You know it's gonna be a great night when the day charge nurse come scampering up to you as soon as she sees you and chirps "Okay, so your assignment really isn't *that* bad..." and proceeds to explain it. Riiiiight.
So after I clocked out at 0845, got McDonald's breakfast (don't judge, I promised myself I'd get some at like 0100, when I realized there was no hope of ever catching up on my charting!), and kicked my shoes off....I watched this:
It never fails me. They're so ridiculous I can't help but crack up. I have the first one bookmarked lol Now I'm gonna try to sleep and hope tonight works out better. Ugh.
It never fails me. They're so ridiculous I can't help but crack up. I have the first one bookmarked lol Now I'm gonna try to sleep and hope tonight works out better. Ugh.
Oh man! I forgot how much I liked the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!
You know it's gonna be a great night when the day charge nurse come scampering up to you as soon as she sees you and chirps "Okay, so your assignment really isn't *that* bad..." and proceeds to explain it. Riiiiight.
CheesePotato, BSN, RN
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Re: Flare:
Should a massage be out of the question, I highly recommend seeing the movie The Avengers. It's pretty much 2.5 hours of unadulterated oiled muscles and tight leather pants (both male and female). AKA: family friendly Media. Quite good.
Re: ShantheRN
"He says if I ever start popping my neck and speaking about myself in third person, he's calling a staff emergency."
Love it. Love all you lovely people. In the words of some half-starved but strangely upbeat lil' British boy named Oliver, "Please, sir, may I have some more?"
Sent via my droid....aka tool of Satan. So yeah...as much as I would love to take complete ownership of all typos and such, the devil made me do it.