Did you marry a doctor?

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My mom says ill meet a doctor to marry when im a nurse lol

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
Next time I will add...this is a joke...For those of you that don't have a sense of humor ;)

Maybe you're the one who's sense of humor is off. Hmm?

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Specializes in Nurse Leader specializing in Labor & Delivery.

My 7-year-old son has said that he wants to marry a plastic surgeon because he knows plastics is where the money is at, and he wants her to support him so he can be a stay-at-home-dad and take care of their 4 children (2 boys, 2 girls). Oh, and she has to breastfeed.

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Who knows ;)

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Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
My 7-year-old son has said that he wants to marry a plastic surgeon because he knows plastics is where the money is at, and he wants her to support him so he can be a stay-at-home-dad and take care of their 4 children (2 boys, 2 girls). Oh, and she has to breastfeed.

Wow! That's quite an astute 7 year old.

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Specializes in ER/Tele, Med-Surg, Faculty, Urgent Care.
Next time I will add...this is a joke...For those of you that don't have a sense of humor ;)

Yes we do have sense of humor otherwise there would be no need to have a forum for Nursing Humor/Share Joke , maybe you should have posted this there?

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Specializes in Nurse Leader specializing in Labor & Delivery.
Wow! That's quite an astute 7 year old.

He has his entire life planned out. And when he's 32 years old, he's going to become a rap singer. Why 32, you ask? Because that's the age we told him he has to be before he can use swear words, and everyone knows all the rappers cuss.

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Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
He has his entire life planned out. And when he's 32 years old, he's going to become a rap singer. Why 32, you ask? Because that's the age we told him he has to be before he can use swear words, and everyone knows all the rappers cuss.

Ok, I love your son.

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Specializes in Telemetry.

I figure with the way things are these days, if you are considering marrying a physician for the income potential, you'd probably be better off pursuing one of the executives. Do you have any idea how much $$$$ your facility's CEO pulls down? And without the stress of on call, and such.

(But in my experience, the CEOs are often way bigger a-holes than most of the physicians I know. So, there's that.)

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Maybe you're the one who's sense of humor is off. Hmm?

Lighten up people. The OP posted, we all answered, and have had 4? pages of entertainment. Why the personal attacks?

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Lighten up people. The OP posted, we all answered, and have had 4? pages of entertainment. Why the personal attacks?

Hey, she said we have no sense of humor so maybe she doesn't have the same sense of humor as all of us. Clearly.

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Actually I said for those of yall who dont have a sense of humor...and that was after multiple comments complaining about it..I dont mind though, everyone has their opinions :) no sweat off my back hehe!

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Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
Actually I said for those of yall who dont have a sense of humor...and that was after multiple comments complaining about it..I dont mind though, everyone has their opinions :) no sweat off my back hehe!

Well clearly most, if not all, of the posters here didn't find it funny. So that would be a general statement. I think you were the only one who found it funny.

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