Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

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With both the patient and the nurse having shocked looks on their faces, it's a hilarious mystery behind what's going on in today's photo. Provide a caption for this National Nurses Week photo and you'll be entered to win a $250 Gift Card from allnurses.com!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016

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*Tiptoes into the room at 3am and whispers to the sleeping patient...

"Mr. Smith?"

"HOLY MOLY NURSE COULD YOU HAVE WOKEN ME ANY ROUGHER?"

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Nurse: YIKES! I guess you already know that your tail is a little MORE than vestigeal...

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Nurse: OMG! What the....???

Patient: My mother says it's the prettiest one she's ​ever seen!

"but the doc said things don't work down there anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sorry sir, but you can't have visitors on this unit.

Oh my! I don't do spiders either!

Nurse: Holy ****, I never knew a piercing could go there!!!

Pt: Oops, I forgot about that piercing!!

Guy: OMG, what just came out of my butt?

Nurse: Sir, I don't think you really want to know. Do you any feel better?

I promise,that wasn't me!

"It's an analgesic, not anal-gesic!"

Oh my god! You have the worse case of "The Trump" that I have ever seen!

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