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Guy: OMG, what just came out of my butt? Nurse: Sir, I don't think you really want to know. Do you any feel better?

Please just keep this under your tongue (which I'm sure this is the first time you have every had your temperature taken).

PITA pain in the a$$ lazy-capable- capable of doing so much, but refuses to do anything

1. Nothing is an ideal situation. 2. Families complicate everything. 3. It is one of the most rewarding things, to help someone who truly needs it. 4. School does not prepare you for everything that you will experience. 5. Don't let anything get under your skin, it's not worth it.

Thank you nursing gods, I made it through the shift with no falls, people going to the ER, or having to be 302'd

... the patient lying the floor, claiming to have such bad pain, that they need to go to the ER for more pain medication.