Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged:

Nurses Humor

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Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Kevin

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Heather

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Found a couple more....

DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All pretty lonely.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)

:D Heather

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Loved the "manic" one!

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lmao.....even though i am not a psych nurse..i have a patient for every one of those....

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:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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:rotfl: Just what I needed! :rotfl:

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Way cute!! Works for the ER too!

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Thats going to be taken to work for the staff to read.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

too funny :)

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Specializes in ambulatory, home care, telem, med/surg.

Oh what fun! They were so funny I just had to print them out and share them with my friends! Thank you!

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