Caption This!

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This is not a contest. I repeat- this is not a contest! This does not "smell, act, or come across as a contest".

With that said, I would like to post some of my nursing related cartoons and ask that  you come up with a caption! 

 

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That's not the cartoon. It's just one that came to my mind as I was typing the above. I thought about saying, "Let's be organic and see where this takes us" when the cartoon idea manifested itself.

 But don't they look like a sweet couple? Glucose and Fructose. Sweet. Get it?

 

And now... here is a cartoon that I would like you to which put a caption!:

 

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This is almost as exciting as a contest, but not quite, because it isn't.

 

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
15 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

Now, Davey, I would give half my paycheck to see you say that to some of the nurses I work with and then bring the bucket to collect the blood! 

I mentioned in another thread where a Tech at Wrongway Regional Medical Center questioned how many nurses I had made cry.

I responded that I didn't make them cry.

They merely responded to my statements a matter which was manifested in such a way to show their inability to contain their emotional responses.

The vast majority of female nurses really wanted me...

 

...dead.

 

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

As peripherally-relevant news, Devin Nunes just lost a case. Mooo.

13 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

I mentioned in another thread where a Tech at Wrongway Regional Medical Center questioned how many nurses I had made cry.

I responded that I didn't make them cry.

They merely responded to my statements a matter which was manifested in such a way to show their inability to contain their emotional responses.

The vast majority of female nurses really wanted me...

 

...dead.

 

Dead, as in really dead or half dead or almost dead...... Wrong ????

1 minute ago, Hannahbanana said:

As peripherally-relevant news, Devin Nunes just lost a case. Mooo.

Was that a dig at his mother ???

Were there any bushes involved ??????

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
10 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

As peripherally-relevant news, Devin Nunes just lost a case. Mooo.

"I-I-I don't eat them vegetables."- Tortelvis, Dread Zeppelin

10 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

Dead, as in really dead or half dead or almost dead......

I've been mostly dead all day.

19 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

As peripherally-relevant news, Devin Nunes just lost a case. Mooo.

Devin Nunes Can’t Sue Twitter Over Cow and Mom Parodies, Judge Says

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/25/us/politics/devin-nunes-cow-tweets.html

It was a dig at his mother Hannah ???

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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Okay- the little word bubble fish says we need to get back on topic.

 

 

So, here's a cartoon I did about a year ago that I never gave a caption.

Let's see what can be done with it:

 

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2 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

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Okay- the little word bubble fish says we need to get back on topic.

 

 

 

 

hehe! A wise man recently told me to be cautious of being relegated to oblivion -the breakroom abyss. Nice to see you preaching and drinking water. LOL. kudos. 

 

 

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Past is past, what happened before is water under the bridge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Davey Do said:

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Okay- the little word bubble fish says we need to get back on topic.

 

 

So, here's a cartoon I did about a year ago that I never gave a caption.

Let's see what can be done with it:

 

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Is that a crosshairy finger and did you previously kick him in the nether region? He seems to be protecting something? 

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
10 hours ago, Workitinurfava said:

Past is past, what happened before is water under the bridge.

Cool concept, Workitinurfava.

The past is held together with weak hydrogen bonds that can pass away under solid structures made of strong hydrogen bonds.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
8 hours ago, Curious1997 said:

Is that a crosshairy finger and did you previously kick him in the nether region? He seems to be protecting something? 

Please allow me to reconstruct the events behind this cartoon, dated January 26, 2020:

I was receiving a lot of attention and recognition from the administration at Wrongway for "extraordinary" nursing care, but I had also filed several complaints regarding one of their incompetent pets.

Jason Hiney RN, the character in the crosshairs, was an extremely capable nurse who had been demoted as a house supervisor. He had recently identified, intervened, and got treatment for a life-threatening situation in a patient that I would have merely chalked up to a little hypotension.

In essence, Both Jason and I had done great things, but were also a pain in administrations neck. I believe I was attempting to take myself out of, yet put Jason into, administration's firing line.

My attempt to put Jason in the firing line didn't work, as I was terminated  from Wrongway exactly two months from the date of this cartoon.

 

17 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

Cool concept, Workitinurfava.

The past is held together with weak hydrogen bonds that can pass away under solid structures made of strong hydrogen bonds.

What did you put in your coffee this morning Davey? I want some ??

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