Caption This!

[Davey Do]

This is not a contest. I repeat- this is not a contest! This does not "smell, act, or come across as a contest".

With that said, I would like to post some of my nursing related cartoons and ask that  you come up with a caption! 

 

 

That's not the cartoon. It's just one that came to my mind as I was typing the above. I thought about saying, "Let's be organic and see where this takes us" when the cartoon idea manifested itself.

 But don't they look like a sweet couple? Glucose and Fructose. Sweet. Get it?

 

And now... here is a cartoon that I would like you to which put a caption!:

 

 

 

This is almost as exciting as a contest, but not quite, because it isn't.

 

[guest1163268]

"Too much friction" makes Jack or Davy a weak charge ?✨?️??

[Hannahbanana, BSN, MSN]

Friction makes me hot.

[Guest856929]

1 hour ago, Davey Do said:

That Ferris wheel is iron strong. 

[Davey Do]

16 minutes ago, cynical-RN said:

That Ferris wheel is iron strong. 

Speaking of iron, man..:

4 hours ago, Curious1997 said:

Phew, H gets excited quickly, he's already at full attention! 

...and not being able to be at full attention:

 

 

[Davey Do]

20 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

Friction makes me hot.

I just passed by this post, read it, and lost it!

 

[Davey Do]

34 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

"Too much friction" makes Jack or Davy a weak charge

Speaking of charges, when I was charge nurse, I took my responsibilities seriously and truly motivated some of the lollygagging nurses in order to get them to do their job:

 

 

[guest1163268]

54 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

Friction makes me hot.

 

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me

???

[guest1163268]

22 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

Speaking of charges, when I was charge nurse, I took my responsibilities seriously and truly motivated some of the lollygagging nurses in order to get them to do their job:

 

 

Where did you put that prod in the cattle's? 

[Davey Do]

19 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

Where did you put that prod in the cattle's? 

Do you mean, Curious, other than an utterly ridiculous place?

[guest1163268]

23 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

Do you mean, Curious, other than an utterly ridiculous place?

Mooooooo!???

[Davey Do]

1 minute ago, Curious1997 said:

Mooooooo!???

That's good, you've almost got it, Curious.

But it goes like this: "Mooooooove your caboose, Nurse!"

[guest1163268]

3 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

That's good, you've almost got it, Curious.

But it goes like this: "Mooooooove your caboose, Nurse!"

Now, Davey, I would give half my paycheck to see you say that to some of the nurses I work with and then bring the bucket to collect the blood! 

You would need to channel Usain Bolt  ?️⚡??