August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!

A typical day at work for Bob, currently considering a career change:

"I know you are still pretty new here Nancy, but this will be the last time I explain this to you! This is Bob HAWYER from housekeeping. Now let's review where to find the HOYER and what the difference between the two is."

A typical day at work for Bob, currently considering a career change:

"I know you are new here Nancy. But when I told you to use the Hoyer to lift your patients... I didn't mean grabbing BOB HAWYER from housekeeping!!!"

"No Nancy, you can't borrow Bob! I won him today, fair and square...remember rock SMASHES scissors!!!"

The newest budget cut for lift equipment has caused many heated fudes throughout the hospital, putting Bob from housekeeping in a great position to ask for a raise.

Sorry, correction for my last comment #110-

I meant to change the word "fudes" (I know incorrect) and replace with "disputes" THANKS!

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

You post on nursing websites.

Welcome - Let the stress begins

"I need to know why call me every night telling me the same story expecting a different ending?"

"This is our new resident I am putting him on night shift with you..No more 3 am calls-you 2 figure it out"

Specializes in kids.

That new guy in management is dressing in scrubs again... "Pretending" he understands.........

He is standing right behind me, huh?....Crap!

That new guy in management is dressing in scrubs again... "Pretending" he understands.........

He is standing right behind me, huh?....Crap!

Bwhahahahahhaha!

I have been in my job for 13 years working as an LPN, the minute My RN license got active. I told my DON ,she let me go and now I have no job. She said I can not continue to work an LPN if my RN license is active and there is no RN position available as this time.

Please Help!!! any suggestion would be greatly appreciated.

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