August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I have assigned you to massage the male patient's scrotum in room 203. He's allergic to the ointment, and His doctor is a Naturalist who refuses to order Pain medication. This new male nurse is in training on this unit, so he's going to shadow you.

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I said Liposuction for the patient, not Lipocram

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What is the time frame?

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"Every ward has gotta have Dr. Napoleon Complex",

and Hodor...

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

So you think he can wash butts faster than me? You've got a bet.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

What does it matter anyway? The trays don't come up till 5.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

What does it matter anyway? The trays don't come up till 5.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

You said Horton Who?

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

He's NOT stupid, he is mute because he was born without a mouth.

Some kids at MIT have built him a 3D mouth on their computer.

Now he wants ME to create an opening for his new mouth.

So, are you going to go scrub for surgery and help me out, or not?

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He's NOT stupid, he is mute because he was born without a mouth.

Some kids at MIT have built him a 3D mouth on their computer.

Now he wants ME to create an opening for his new mouth.

So, are you going to go scrub for surgery and help me out, or not?

Hahahahhahahahahaaa!!! So busy looking at the "elephant" in the room that I missed the no mouth thing! NSIME is awesome!

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We wear pink on Wednesdays, Trisha! Gosh!

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" why would you want to become a disorderly"?

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