August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

[Joe V]

(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!

[eddiegee]

"It's Not Easy Being Green"

[chemshark, BSN, LVN, RN]

Look I saved time by giving him a week's worth of amlodipine, Dextrose 15,000% solution running full bore, some megace PRN, and free trips to the hospital buffet today.

[cynthia21689]

"What do you mean you were BUSY on the noc shift everyone is ALWAYS sleeping!"

[chemshark, BSN, LVN, RN]

We finally found a sitter for the breakroom fridge.

[justyB]

Can someone please help me clarify this; I recently applied for an Lpn position with the VA via online for a U.S. citizen. I answered the questionnaire completely, Uploaded my resume and renewed nursing license, was told via email that my job application is complete. However, I was disappointed to receive another email few days later stating that I was found ineligible due to missing transcripts. When qualifying based on education or meeting minimum requirements for a position. Do I need to go to their office for more clarification?

[LookingFwd]

"He's in my provider posse...nicknamed him 'Sitter' since he follows me around everywhere!"

[PhoenixDevil]

"Don't just stand there, Nurse! Get some solvent and unglue us!"

[PhoenixDevil]

"No! I'M Dr. Jekyll! This is Mr. Hyde."

[BrandyK.]

No Jackie, hes my AID. Get your own.

[cyndiloulabell]

Did I really just hear you say "it's hard to believe it's a full moon tonight and it's SO quiet"...?

[cyndiloulabell]

"No, you can't borrow him for the gastric bypass patient in room 302!"'

[sandbag33]

We generally score the highest among all floors for patient compliance...