April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ April 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations!

and the winner is lilarox ... the cartoon may be viewed at Nursing Student 101: How to have fun on a skimpy budget.

[bossyrobi]

Does the lunchtime special still apply at 3:00AM?

[bossyrobi]

Do you accept competitor's coupons?

[bossyrobi]

A round of Mountain Dew, red bull and excedrin migraine for everyone, please.

[bossyrobi]

They all seem like good selections but what do think is the best choice (and the cheapest)?

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

Their topics of discussion will make the other customers leave..

[Mandychelle79, ASN, RN]

If their patients only knew what they actually ate and drank

[Mandychelle79, ASN, RN]

We just finished our HESI, Bring on the ETOH.

[sdrn23]

Hi, can you please keep a PRN order open for IV caffeine 250 mg q4h? Or even better, maintain a 62.5 mL/hour continuous rate infusion?

[PA_RN87, BSN, MSN, RN, APRN]

I'll take 300 cc of water, STAT!

[rnjacqui]

Nursing Student: "During clinicals today, I walked into a patient room and the patient's wound had pus just oozing from it. It kind of looked like the cheese on the enchilada soup they serve here! Oh hi!"

[I'm_no_Genius_but]

Nursing Student: ...Hot, Cold; Wet, Dry; Sleep, Awake;...What time do we get off!!!!!!!

[BSN2016:)]

I'll just leave a pitcher of water, sliced lemons, and sugar on the table.