November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 8

You Can Win $100! Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest Rules To qualify for the $100 prize,... Read More

  1. by   evastone
    Stop! I'm the Attending surgeon, not the patient you Idiot!
  2. by   cranberryowl
    "Here goes! The A.I. Digi-Scalpel! It's wireless, painless, bloodless and returns to you."
  3. by   enurse31
    ...only the gender neutral bathroom is available
  4. by   FLBritchickBSN
    I know there have budget cuts, but silverware- really?
  5. by   kimandthekinks
    Figured if I do something crazy you'd come up with a proper diagnosis like on house. Or maybe I just want to perform the surgery like Dr.House. Do doctors watch house? This is a scalpel right? Learned that while watching house.
  6. by   Briancissy
    (In honor of Thanksgiving).

    "Who wants white meat?" "Who wants dark?"
  7. by   Nicoleshel1
    If I bring my own knife that means my hospital bill will be lower right?
  8. by   kc94
    WebMD said this was the best knife to use!
  9. by   champagnesupeRNova
    "There's no way I'm paying any crazy co-pays! I Googled how to do this surgery and won't be needing you."
  10. by   KathieM
    Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon Dijon mustard...
  11. by   Snorkelgirl4
    "I am going to need you to take off an extra 15 lbs. Agree to it and nobody gets hurt!"
  12. by   sunny time
    My affordable healthcare insurance is about to run out, I'll
    take the surgical techs place so I can save some money
  13. by   KaylaSPN
    RELAX. I am a nursing student!