June 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  2. Arrrrgggghhh! I'm shooting blanks here. I can't come up with a caption.

    All I can come up with is.... "Quiet! Baby is sleeping."

    Anyway, I need your help.

    If you can produce a winning caption, I'll give you $100!!

    Everyone can participate. Tell your friends and family to join the fun. You could win $100!

    Contest Rules

    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

    Update (June 19)

    Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

    Vote for your favorite below...

    Update (July 11)

    Congratulations azhiker96!

    You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

    The cartoon can be viewed at Budget Cuts, Downsizing, and Nurse's Innovative Ideas.
    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 8, '18
  3. Poll: Select your favorite caption(s) for the June 2017 Caption Contest.

    • Student loans will be the death of me.

      10.26% 12
    • What makes you think I need a raise?

      18.80% 22
    • Luxury car on nurses salary...

      21.37% 25
    • This is Trump Care's new idea for an ambulance!

      11.97% 14
    • Not all superheros wear capes to save lives!

      6.84% 8
    • Administration has downsized staff parking spaces.

      26.50% 31
    • This isn't my car?! This is what happens when I skip my covfefe.

      12.82% 15
    • Putting an end to the age old myth that Nurses make tons of money.

      17.95% 21
    117 Votes / Multiple Choice
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  5. by   jaelpn
    "One of my patients really gave me a hard time today. I just needed to blow off some steam and let the wind blow through my hair. You don't think our son will mind, do you?"
  6. by   Daisy4RN
    "I told you I was going to escape this place anyway I could!"
  7. by   saskrn
    "These new compact cars are ridiculous!"
  8. by   DTWriter
    "All the walkers, wheelchairs, and canes were already taken. Healthcare is a dangerous business."
  9. by   dthfytr
    Excuse me sir. I'm a nurse, not a cartoonist. Can you think of a funny caption for this?
  10. by   NurseSpeedy
    When roller skates no longer cut it to make it through a hellacious assignment...
  11. by   NurseSpeedy
    "What? The hospital volunteers are off and this was the best thing I could find for transport back to the employee parking lot!"
  12. by   dthfytr
    Oh yeah? Well, have you ever considered nose reduction surgery?
  13. by   NurseCard
    Putting an end to the age old myth that Nurses make tons of money.
  14. by   NurseCard
    It ain't easy being a Cadillac nurse in a Mazda Miata world.
  15. by   Hillbilly_RN
    I figured if I got this as my Nurse car, they would have less room to put logos!
  16. by   DTWriter
    "It was either this, or wearing clogs."