7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

  1. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

    Winner will receive $100!

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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    UPDATE: We have chosen 8 entries. Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 7th Nursing Caption Contest
    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 28, '12
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  3. by   nscr88fn
    I don't know doctor. He wasn't like this until the patient accounts rep talked to him!
    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 21, '12 : Reason: removed quote
  4. by   Bex27
    That's no monster. That's just the new nursing student without coffee. Coffee IV STAT!
    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 21, '12 : Reason: removed quote
  5. by   sandeewest
    He said he was feeling a little green...this is more serious than I thought!
  6. by   vabeachgirl508
    Ma'am it's too early for an epidural. You're only 3cm.
  7. by   JZ_RN
    "My back pain is a 20/10!! I need some of that, whatcha call it, diladim? dilada, dil.... something? I'm allergic to morphine, percocet, vicodin, oxycodone, oxycontin, darvon, codeine, tylenol, tramadol, ibuprofen...."
  8. by   nursefrances
    Mr Hyde, I can't get your admission assessment and history done with you growling and grunting like that. Do you think Dr Jekyl could come out so I can ask him a few questions?
  9. by   hubbanurse
    When I told the CNA to give him a bath, I didn't realize he would eat the 'Bath Salts'!!!
  10. by   Luci Moran
    It's the food here...I felt the same way last week!
  11. by   missymccloskey
    While your here Doc...Could you order him a stool softener ? He says he's been a little constipated lately!
  12. by   Dandelionsandroses
    Frankly, doctor, I think she's just constipated.
  13. by   Suzfarrdav
    Larry, go get a Snickers bar for Mr. Squatpump before I do a manual disempaction. It seems to work in the commercials. And a prune juice chaser...ya know, just for good measure.
  14. by   lilsugaqueenb
    Nurse: "Mr. Jones, has the suppository had a positive effect?"
    Patient: "You tell me! I've only been holding it in since I was in the waiting room...FOUR HOURS AGO!"

    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 21, '12