7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will receive $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen 8 entries. Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 7th Nursing Caption Contest

Specializes in Hospice.

Nurse: "Mr. Jones, has the suppository had a positive effect?"

Patient: "You tell me! I've only been holding it in since I was in the waiting room...FOUR HOURS AGO!"

"He was so pleasant, but now he is back to his usual, grouchy self. It must have been an adverse reaction to something!"

Green Man: "I listed latex as an allergy!" Nurse: "Sorry, Sir. Everyone claims an allergy to latex and I thought it was joke when you listed turning green as your reaction."

Now that we have completed a full functional health history, can you tell us what brought you in today?

Believe it or not this us my easiest patient for the day

What do you expect? He's JUST a man....

Let me guess....bath salts????

Must be sundown....

This? You think this is scary? You should see the new computer charting system we are all going to have to learn. Now that is scary!

It must be a full moon tonight....

Specializes in Corrections, Cardiac, Hospice.

NAH, that isn't a patient. That is a new surgical resident who thought it would be funny to grab my butt. I told him he would regret it.....

Specializes in Med-Surg - Neuro Science - Cardiac.

REALLY? He thinks he can scare me?? I'M A NURSE!!

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