Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. Winner will receive $100!Caption Contest Rules To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com. A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions. We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!Don't forget to click LIKE. UPDATE: We have chosen 8 entries. Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 7th Nursing Caption Contest
nscr88fn 1 Post Jul 21, 2012 I don't know doctor. He wasn't like this until the patient accounts rep talked to him!
Bex27 2 Posts Jul 21, 2012 That's no monster. That's just the new nursing student without coffee. Coffee IV STAT!
sandeewest 2 Posts Jul 21, 2012 He said he was feeling a little green...this is more serious than I thought!
JZ_RN 590 Posts Specializes in Oncology. Has 5 years experience. Jul 21, 2012 "My back pain is a 20/10!! I need some of that, whatcha call it, diladim? dilada, dil.... something? I'm allergic to morphine, percocet, vicodin, oxycodone, oxycontin, darvon, codeine, tylenol, tramadol, ibuprofen...."
nursefrances, BSN, RN 7 Articles; 601 Posts Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele. Has 6 years experience. Jul 21, 2012 Mr Hyde, I can't get your admission assessment and history done with you growling and grunting like that. Do you think Dr Jekyl could come out so I can ask him a few questions?
hubbanurse 2 Posts Jul 21, 2012 When I told the CNA to give him a bath, I didn't realize he would eat the 'Bath Salts'!!!
missymccloskey 1 Post Jul 21, 2012 While your here Doc...Could you order him a stool softener ? He says he's been a little constipated lately!
Suzfarrdav 1 Post Jul 21, 2012 Larry, go get a Snickers bar for Mr. Squatpump before I do a manual disempaction. It seems to work in the commercials. And a prune juice chaser...ya know, just for good measure.
