7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will receive $100!


Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen 8 entries. Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 7th Nursing Caption Contest

I don't know doctor. He wasn't like this until the patient accounts rep talked to him!

That's no monster. That's just the new nursing student without coffee. Coffee IV STAT!

He said he was feeling a little green...this is more serious than I thought!

Ma'am it's too early for an epidural. You're only 3cm.

Specializes in Oncology.

"My back pain is a 20/10!! I need some of that, whatcha call it, diladim? dilada, dil.... something? I'm allergic to morphine, percocet, vicodin, oxycodone, oxycontin, darvon, codeine, tylenol, tramadol, ibuprofen...."

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Mr Hyde, I can't get your admission assessment and history done with you growling and grunting like that. Do you think Dr Jekyl could come out so I can ask him a few questions?

When I told the CNA to give him a bath, I didn't realize he would eat the 'Bath Salts'!!!

It's the food here...I felt the same way last week!

While your here Doc...Could you order him a stool softener ? He says he's been a little constipated lately!

Frankly, doctor, I think she's just constipated.

Larry, go get a Snickers bar for Mr. Squatpump before I do a manual disempaction. It seems to work in the commercials. And a prune juice chaser...ya know, just for good measure.

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