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[Davey Do]

Self talk can be a nuisance...

[Davey Do]

[MrNurse(x2), ADN]

Coming from a psychiatrist, you have to be crazier or pathological than they are. Impressive.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

[Davey Do]

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Inside, I am 28 years old.

Outside?

"the morning sun, when it's in my face, really shows my age; but that don't worry me none, 'cause in my eyes

[...at least I I don't have cataracts.]

"I laughed at all of your jokes, but once you really caused me to choke;

oh Davey, I wish I'd never read your post.

" You made a first-class loon out of me, tho' I'm as kind as a girl can be,

"But that's okay, you couldn't peeve me if you tried.

Trying to rhyme is

sometimes

such a nuisance!

GRAVITY is even MORE of a genuine nuisance.

Last week I woke up at 2 AM and decided I would feel a whole lot better if I took some Gas-X. After I openied the Gas-X, the bottle leapt out of my hands, showering Mr Gravity with 150 little green gel-caps. I am STILL finding stray gel-caps 5 days later...along with a dozen or so Ex Str Tylenol caplets that gravity grabbed from my hands the next day.

But the best was yet to come!

Hubby decided to make a large batch of his "Everything Soup". When he picked up the bag of frozen baby lima beans, he discovered too late that the last time he'd opened that bag he'd not resealed it. It was a very large bag. It was still 3/4's full., but only briefly. Frozen lima beans scattered and slid everywhere. The girldog had a contest with hubby to see who could get the most limas off the floor the fastest. She almost won, but then her tummy wasn't too sure it liked the frozenness of those lima beans, and she, well, she "let it go, let it go..." Dog puke is a

N-U-I-S-A-N-C-E

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[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Well Davey, I do agree with your evaluation of the aging thing and gravity or more like gravitational pull. My boobs are now down to my waist, my abdominal area is now located in the nether regions and I'm unable to view Mrs LeMay (if you know what I mean, and Buttinsky has become very uncouth. He spits out tobacco juice whenever he wants to without even saying; "excuse me." he gives the abdominal area that has sunken down to the nether regions bad pain and rumblings sometimes so loud they would waken a sleeping giant, and now Mrs LeMay, who is prim and proper, and just loves opera, has become disgusted :angrybird1:with his uncouth nasty ways. She and he now don't get along very well with one another.

[Davey Do]

FranEMTnurse said:

My boobs are now down to my waist, my abdominal area is now located in the nether regions

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

last week I woke up at 2 AM and decided I would feel a whole lot better if I took some Gas-X