What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 263

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   SanDiegoCaliRN
    We just had a little boy named Anakin. Poor kid

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  2. by   MAtoBSN
    A resident who was doing his rounds in my Ped office told me he had a patient named Shithead..(pronounced: Shih-theed`) I'll never get over that one. But we had so many names in that office that were out of control. The worst were entire families of siblings with such similar spelling names, we constantly got charts mixed up, like Shaena and Shenae..ugh!!! lol
  3. by   amoLucia
    Boy - look what I missed not having children! Of course, I can name a cat!
  4. by   lola-mac
    From my niece's school class a little girl named Meadow, last name Summers. So on the class register she is 'Summers Meadow'. In the same class there is also J-A (pronounced Jaydasha).
  5. by   Bitsy07
    Quote from NurseDennie
    Okay, the lady who was in the room with me when I had my older daughter named her son Country Joe.

    My hubby does social security disability and he SWEARS that he PERSONALLY has seen people named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced le-mohngello and or-ahngello). I don't know.

    My daughter has a friend named Orion. All I can say is that his parents were way cooler than we were!

    Oh! And I took care of a lady in her 80's whose name was Lola Dimples. Can you imagine? I told her she must have been the cutest baby in the world to have been named that!!!

    Love

    Dennie
    I personally had a pt name her dtr orangejello. Pronounced as above
  6. by   violetrays
    My mom told me about a woman in the 80's who named her twins that, after the food she craved the most:
    Orange Jello
    Lemon Jello
  7. by   violetrays
    I knew a woman who named her daughter Yonina.

    For those of you who don't know a Yoni is sanskrit for vagina.
  8. by   Calinurse4
    Aug 26 by MAtoBSN
    A resident who was doing his rounds in my Ped office told me he had a patient named Shithead..(pronounced: Shih-theed`)
    How funny! My friend is a postpartum nurse and told me a patient had twins and one had this name...the other twin was named A$$hole (pronounced A-shol-ay). I kid you not
  9. by   ohmeowzer RN
    We had triplets named . Wednesday, Thursday and Friday needles to say the older twins were Monday and Tuesday ! I guess Sunday will be their day of rest.. Or maybe Sunday will be her next baby !
  10. by   nurse from heaven
    You guys are cracking me up. I need to go to bed now or I may stay up all night reading this! But hey, my nursing instructor with last name "Rash" told us that her kids are named Diaper and Heat. Of course she was kidding!
  11. by   sharpeimom
    baby #1 Cooper
    baby #2 Michelin
    baby #3 Goodrich

    huh?

  12. by   kalimomof3
    My Nephew has a classmate named Erotika....no joke.To have been a fly on the wall when that childs' mother told the nurse what her baby's name was LOL.
  13. by   Lamp Lady
    Oh My Reading all these "Historic names" shall we say has me thinking I haven't seen the best yet after 30 years at this.
    Harley Davidson.
    A boy named Clutch.
    Had a patient who named her daughter "Vagina"! Spelled just like you see it but pronounced
    Va-gena.
    Had a patient when I first became a nurse and she had 6 girls. They were all names after flowers, seasons, weather patterns or holidays.
    Easter Lilly Winter Snow Marigold Summer
    A Rose by any other name.....

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