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Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by michelledouglas
    Jun 15, '09
    Last year, I had a woman who had twin boys. I don't like to this out, but she was black. Their kids were named Orangejello and Lemonjello. They were pronounced "orran-gel-owe and lem-awn-gel-owe".

    One of my good friends helped deliver a baby later named Shithell. Poor child...

    Michelle!
  2. by egglady
    Jun 15, '09
    they're back!!!! I knew the jello brothers wouldnt be gone long!!!!!!!!!!
  3. by dawngloves
    Jun 16, '09
    Quote from egglady
    they're back!!!! I knew the jello brothers wouldnt be gone long!!!!!!!!!!
    On a whim, I just googled them. There are 5,860 entries! But alas, not a picture of the pair.
  4. by psalm
    Jun 16, '09
    Quote from michelledouglas
    Last year, I had a woman who had twin boys. I don't like to this out, but she was black. Their kids were named Orangejello and Lemonjello. They were pronounced "orran-gel-owe and lem-awn-gel-owe".

    One of my good friends helped deliver a baby later named Shithell. Poor child...

    Michelle!


    If it were spelled and pronounced "Sheetell" or "Shettell" it would be okay...
  5. by Cherybaby
    Jun 16, '09
    Funny story:

    In the Jewish faith, when a boy is bar mitzvah'd, the Rabbi refers to him as Master...and then the last name. The boy I knew that was bar mitzvah'd had the last name of Bader.

    You put it together...
  6. by 2bnurseforce1
    Jun 16, '09
    There was a patient in the hosptial whose name was Extrafine
  7. by mlo4567
    Jun 17, '09
    I went to MA school with a Latabia. That sometimes made for comical moments with substitutes or on the first day with new teachers.
  8. by ishootu
    Jun 18, '09
    my husband really wanted to name our boy seth. so what's the problem? our last name is poole and can you imagine if you the poor boy had a lisp???
    DH thought it was hilarious, me: not so much. Just imagine the torture.
  9. by rn/writer
    Jun 18, '09
    Quote from ishootu
    my husband really wanted to name our boy seth. so what's the problem? our last name is poole and can you imagine if you the poor boy had a lisp???
    DH thought it was hilarious, me: not so much. Just imagine the torture.
    Thank you, thank you, thank you, on behalf of your son for resisting your husband's urge to saddle him with a horrible name for the sake of a cheap laugh. Lisp or no lisp, you can bet your boy would have been the object of many unfunny jokes.
  10. by DanaOBRN
    Jun 18, '09
    I think now a days its more the spelling... for example Brighton Michael is now Bryghtyn Mychael... its like everyone puts Ys anywhere they can.
  11. by Daysleeper
    Jun 18, '09
    Chlamydia.

    Seriously. Of course, this was a mother in Guatemala who had no idea what the meaning of that word was!
  12. by McD511LPN
    Jun 18, '09
    I knew someone who named their daughter "Beautiful". I hope she grows up to be that name.
  13. by sharpeimom
    Jun 19, '09
    not strange names but weird initials. my mom's name before she was married was: evelyn gladys glenn.
    initials were: e-g-g. her best friend's name happened to be: helen anne moore. initials: h-a-m.

    yikes!my:

    sharpeimom

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